Sarcasm

Hey, I'm Sean. I'm 17, a cereal connoisseur, film aficionado, and professional satirist. I hate people and love movies.

[magnus-thegreat-redundancy]

[tyleroakley]

Damn.

[oxcyde]

I love this so much

[feministable-deactivated2020122]

We are also one of three nations without paid maternity leave, and the only developed (“first world”) country without maternity leave.

We are the only Western country without universal healthcare.

It costs more to have a child in the US than in any other country.

In many countries you don’t have to pay for college, and if students do pay, it’s nowhere near the amounts that the US students pay.

I could continue, but I think I’ve made my point.

[balotellitubbies]

Also your police shoots black people

[bombing]

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

[sheretic]

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

[reaill]

welp now we know the distinction between the two

[toxeh]

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

[pansysky]

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

[brainstatic]

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.

[reversedxskunk-deactivated20210]

Reblogging for the last comment.

[absencesrepetees]

How did we end up here, in this dump? You were a movie star, remember?

[mooshoo]

My ten favorite films of 2014.

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

photosyntheize your worries into strength

[maliciousmelons]

My family’s ridiculousness in a nutshell

[quentin-tortelini]

Me at any slight inconvenience: I'm going to Gone Girl myself.

[thecarlosramos]

Paul Thomas Anderson's Inherent Vice last night at the Ace Hotel downtown w Jena Malone and Joanna Newsom

[socialismartnature]

[void-dance]

A rare encounter of a baby gorilla and a chimpanzee examining leaves at the Evaro Gorilla Orphanage in Gabon. 

Photo Credit & Copyright: National Geographic / Michael Poliza

[seriousjones]

[thatmaskednegro-blog]

I want someone who doesn’t watch wrestling to explain to me whats happening in this scene.

[teadalek]

#competitive lightbulb replacement

[quentin-tortelini]

"Racism will go away if we stop talking about it" alright I’m going to prescribe you a nap, because you are suffering from a baby’s psychology called lack of object permanence, where you genuinely believe shit doesn’t exist when you aren’t acknowledging it

[icepeaks-deactivated20160319]

OH MY GOD

[unshaped]

the tea has been spilled

[odinsblog]

[the-last-snow-elf]

The Moon and the Sun could eclipse a thousand times over and there still wouldn’t be enough shade to encompass how deep this went.

[mikedawwwson]

The Underdog Myth

[sandandglass]

[throughthewildblue]

You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).

Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.

Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.

Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?

People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.

[cussyeah-wesanderson]

Wes Anderson’s New Movie Will Be As Fantastic As Mr Fox

Speaking during a Q&A at the Lisbon and Estoril Film Festival, Anderson talked about his intentions to return to the distinctive visual style of his 2009 comedy, Fantastic Mr. Fox. That’s right, Wes is set to charm audiences once again with his beautiful use of stop-motion animation!

Anderson’s inspiration for this new project comes from a typically esoteric source - Vittorio De Sica’s 1954 Italian film, The Gold of Naples. The movie takes the form of six self-contained vignettes that explore the Campania capital. Wes has said he hopes to replicate Sica’s episodic structure, with the added twist of using animation.