Okay time for plan B

28 in AK

[shinygoku]

This is the MONEY GOKU. Reblog to have your life filled with Money and Goku 😺✨💖

[softgurlllll]

sign me the fuck up 

[coleopterous]

@ken0l0gy

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[bright-witch]

I am crying omfg

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

[st-swithin]

[dinkywinks]

god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

[rolodextra]

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

[dinkywinks]

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[luvbey]

It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this

[bob-belcher]

[earthstory]

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Sunrise timelapse, Oahu

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

You’re fucking kidding me

[hartbrakeace]

HI is fkn perfect man

[breathtakinglust]

@kaijuuwrx

[ethanwearsprada-deactivated2015]

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

[the-original-dtwps]

yes

[ashsmain-deactivated20220609]

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

[dawnonthehorizon-blog1]

OR FORGOTTON

[lmaonade]

[lolfactory]

[archatlas]

[the-memedaddy]

[gif87a-com]

[kittensjonsa]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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