*Rotating Fish Gif*

Im going to bite your arm :3 (I have the Audhd’s if you couldnt tell)

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~Intro Post~

DNI

NSFW accounts, Homophobes, -13 y/o, Racists, Sexists, MDNI accounts (cant believe I have to say this), Proshippers, and the usual scum of the internet :3

Up to date fandom list

- Project Hail Mary

- Transformers

- DC

- Rottmnt

- Pokemon

(Theres WAY more, this is just the most current ones)

Thats all I got for neowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so yeh :P

And of course, gotta add me in here somewheres :P

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you do dc art? 👀

Who’s your fav lee, and would you be willing to draw them?

I suppose it was only a matter of time before something like this occurred../silly

Took me so long to lock in for this HHHH

AAAAAANYWHOOO/ref

As I am nothing if not the most basic person to ever exist, and have been thoroughly convinced by a few fic writers here, its Timmy.

Shocking I know

Uh, yea. Horrifically poorly made sketch because im sleepy and my throat kinda hurts (I have every disease ever to exist across the multiverse, im so cooked/j)

*evaporates*

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A million billion dollars to the first person to give me raspberries except im fleeing for my life smiling like a giggly idiot

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oh my goodness gracious ughhh i got dragged camping for 4th of july!! /neg (i hate campingggg..)

anywayssss yes it issssss <3

its absolutely supposed to tiiiickleeee

Hmmmm...

*boops the tum tum* :3

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Heheeeee nooooooooo

Nohooohooooooo

Im gonna curl up and start kicking my legs around at you >:P/silly

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*vent post*

Its the middle of the night, and Im exhausted, cant sleep, and am thinking too hard about things.

Ill probably delete this at some point later

Nutshell: lee guilt

(Cw: self deprecation, swearing, general frustrations.)

I absolutely despise being a Lee.

Like, not in a “oughhh i hate the tk community rrrrr” way, or a “i dont want to be tickled” way,

That would be a huge lie. Im pretty sure if someone offered to actually tickle me for like— three seconds in exchange for my life savings, ssn, mothers maiden name and my left shoe, I would have everything in a neat little pile and would be sitting next to them staring at them like (0.0) before they could even finish saying the word “tickle”

But, I dunno, makes me feel guilty, wanting to be tickled.

Like “oh here comes Query to sit on the floor and beg to be tickled for the next three hours, maybe if we look away long enough theyll go away”

Its like that feeling when you go to the store to get a figurine or something from the toy aisle, and youre ecstatic because youve wanted it for SOOOO long and FINALLY got it, and it was the last one! And then that little voice in the back of your head just whispers in your ear “really? Youre going to waste your money on a toy. That you are TOTALLY too old for. Seriously? Not to mention youre just taking it out of the hands of someone who actually deserves it you piece of shit.” So then you put it back and leave.

Lee moods just make me feel like a huge pain in the ass.

I feel needy, and irritating, and useless

Its like im just begging for attention that i dont deserve and could most DEFINITELY live without

And what makes it worse,

I AM.

Gods I want that attention more than anyone could possibly know!

I want someone to tickle me and coo at me until Im bright pink and beaming like a toddler that found a piece of candy in their backpack, and then just sit and scritch my back for a little bit after until the giggles wear off.

And i SHOULDNT. Hell, I SHOULD be a LER. Im supposed to help other people do what they want or get what they want. Thats what i DO.

but NOOOOOOOOOOO, I have to be this needy, lazy, greedy asshole that cant think about anyone but myself.

I just HAVE to get this tugging feeling in my gut that makes me want nothing more than to waste someone elses time because im selfish and disgusting and want someone to pay attention to me for a while.

Its just suuuuuuuch a necessity for me to be so stressed im going to cry, while the only thing I can think about is just how badly I want someones fingers spidering around my sides, or prodding at my ribs, just for someone to tickle me until my brains melt into alphabet soup.

I feel so stupid.

Sorry.

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Oh but that's the point sharky!! It's supposed to tickle :3

And jokes on you I don't have an iPad, I have a Motorola phone (which sucks💔) because my old iPad literally exploded :3

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Nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo its notttttttttttttttt

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Oh but I bet if I give them enough tickles and attention they'll go right back to happy spots, won't they? I'll know if it works if your cutie lil tail starts wagging around<3

And then once those spots are nice and cured of the evil infecting them, I'll trace shapes on your tummy and paw beans with just one claw each and keep nuzzling those cute fins!! (/P)

That'd be so so so so fun hmm?

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

NO

but thats gonna tickleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Noooooooo

RRR

*live footage of me absconding*

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Oooo even better idea!! What iffffff I scritches your tummy with one hand, nuzzled your fins, aaaaand drew on your palm/beans? Since those are aaaaall happy spots according to your chart!!

Wouldn't that be so fun sharky friend? x3

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NO-

NO NO NUH UH

NO IT WOULD IN FACT NOT BE FUN AT ALL NO NO NUH UH NO

HHHHHHHH

Matter of fact-

Theyre uh- uh- theyre- uh- ANGRY spots now-

Yea- yeah!

Uh huh

Yea

How you like them sea apples >:P

Mhm, yea, now theyre angry spots

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Sigh

Familial/platonic xReader tk fics, my love

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Oooo and what if I traced the little fins on your head while I played with your tummy? I bet that'd be so fun don't you sharky? :3

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HHHHHHHH

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Lowkey feel like a creature sometimes.

Like yes, give me tummy tickles and raspberries and call me adorable

Just be aware I will in fact bite you if you do so.

And I will also bite you if you do not do so.

Or if you do so and stop because I bit you. I didnt tell you you were allowed to stop.

Pick your poison.

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Whaaaat why are you shushing me? If you put up a chart you obviously want ppl to tkl you right? And that little tag, "query is so lee rn"? It's sooooo obvious :3

Wanna scritch your tummy like a silly water puppy and watch the lil tail wag around and listen to the giiiiggles :33

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I- HHH-

B-

Y-

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Yeah yeah that gif is exactly what I wanna do!! >w<

Just little scritches on your tummy :33

How convenient it's a happy spot!!

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Anon bc I don't have a sideblog and irls know me but woah another aquatic sona :o

Imma axolotl, she started as my SpongeBob OC actuallyyyy..

Anyways uh I wanna tkl your tummy w lil scritches with my axolotl clawz :3

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Axolototolotolotlttotltltotl-

This u?

Also- hehehehehe-

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Any fun shark facts you wanna share? Also favorite sharks?

Youve got NO clue what youve just brought upon yourself buddy—

So uhm, first of all, I miiiiiiiiiiighttttttt possibly like lemon sharks. Not ceeeertain but whatever—

1. Lemon sharks are sometimes also called “sea puppies” because of how curious and social they can be

(Bonus, they can form bonds with humans and actually display jealousy when a human they are bonded with shows attention to another shark)

2. You can tickle them, like most other sharks which is ADORABLE

3. They can actually form preferential relationships with other sharks, and can have friends

4. They are the sharks we know the most about in terms of social behavior

5. Kinda like turtles, they return to where they were born to give birth to their pups

6. Really young lemon sharks are super flexible and could bite their own tails if they wanted to

7. Theyre actually only bright yellow when theyre babies and turn more grayish as they age

Thats all Im going to dump on you right now but UGH I LOVE THOSE STUPID LIL FELLAS KAJDLAJD

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Publicly saying that your tummy is a happy spot is dangerous I hope you understand stranger (I want to fucking GET YOU BRO /pos /p)

Oh- oh noo- how terrible… noooooooooooo—/silly

Giggling and kicking my feet rn

Also, just found this out myself, did you know that you can tickle lemon sharks?!

Ugh I love them so muchhhhh

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WOAG-

Its me!!! :0

Coming at you live from the depths of the ocean >:3

I like sharks. Jus a lil bit. Jus a lil bitty.