robot. so many transfemme robots.
2B and A2 are so gender
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if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
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izzy's playlists!
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@questionable-mtf-passing-advice
robot. so many transfemme robots.
2B and A2 are so gender
If you are wearing something flowy and long you have to grab the extra fabric and do a little curtsy
Make sure you bend at the knees too!
smoke through a cigarette holder.
Don't want the nicotine to stain your pretty nails now do you?
get your name from a sparkledog name generator
Yeah that fits
Hug and kiss other tgirls, it will help you absorb more estrogen into your system trust me
This explains why so many transfems are transbians
Eat strawberry everything! It will add a boost to your estrogen! Strawberry cheesecake, Strawberry candy, Strawberry ice cream, Strawberry vinegrette, strawberry coffee, strawberry lip gloss, strawberry slime, strawberry scented plastic, strawberry strawberris, the list goes on!
Strawberry Shortcake is a girl for a reason
homestuck APPARENTLY???
This also works for @questionable-ftm-passing-advice
get big into wine and yoga
Especially if you're white and middle aged!
Eat hot chip and lie /ref
Only if you're born after 1993
Sneak into a dragon’s lair while wearing princess clothes so you can be the damsel in distress you always wanted to be
Fuck the dragon?
become someone’s insufferable wine aunt. being blood related doesn’t matter. just go up to some rando and say “hey looks like it’s wine-o-clock!!” wine optional.
Alcoholism, but make it pink
Considering I sent an ask to the ftm questionable passing advice blog with advice based on some of my disaster transmasc OCs, I think sending advice here based on some of my disaster transfem OCs would be fun, so here we go!
(1) Try not to cause problems for others and get good grades. Be the steady, reasonable friend that everyone can rely on, but try to find friends that are worth being reliable for. You deserve friends who support you in who you are, at least, right?
(2) Obviously, you should wear pastels at all times. Black is for funerals, silly! You're living your best life, so why not wear bright colors? Also, flowers are cute, just like you, so you should wear things with floral designs too! Also, don't let people see you cry or be upset. You're the cheerful shoujo protagonist of your own story, and that means you should always be cheerful and compassionate!
(3) Have you considered getting into ballet? You should try ballet! It'll help you feel feminine (even though you're not very coordinated and make mistakes all the time)! Also, if you start hallucinating or realize that you're doomed by the narrative, you should probably try and confide in someone who will believe you and support you.
(4) You don't necessarily have to be hyper-feminine to pass as a girl! As long as you have long hair and a visible chest, who cares what you wear or do or listen to? You're still a girl! Wear pants or shorts all the time instead of skirts and dresses! Smoke, drink alcohol, and get ridiculously good at Dance Dance Revolution! Never forgive yourself for the shitty things you've done in the past while continuing to be a hostile and volatile asshole! Listen to Bad Religion and other punk rock bands! And when people are inevitably nice to you to try and peel back your hard shell, be absolutely baffled at their kindness!
(5) Always act mature! You're a strong and smart young woman, and you should act like it! Learn how to play chess! Become chess club president! Become a teen detective who's known for her intelligence! Help support your friends (but know when you should put yourself first)! Be greedy and go after what you want in life! And never, EVER gamble or play gacha games if you can help it! Of course, it's reasonable to like cute things, but you have a budget you have to stick to, don't you? It's really unfortunate that cute stuff can be so expensive at times...
(6) Start a cafe! Make coffee and tea and cookies and pancakes for everyone, and make sure you listen to everyone's problems! You never know when you'll be able to help someone or when gossip about the people in town will come in handy!
(7) (Duke) Obviously, you should choose a name that's typically masculine when you transition because who can tell you no? Nobody, that's who! Drive like you know you'll die tomorrow! Take risks! Take life-risking risks because it's fun! When someone tries to be intimate with you, get embarrassed and run away! But no matter what, be yourself!
All solid advice!
When talking shit either check your nails or look through the ends of your hair for split ends
Remember to twist your wrist as you do so
Always giggle with your hand politely infront of your mouth. But make sure to burp as loudly and obnoxiously as possible. Fiona from Shrek has much to teach us sisters.
The stark contrast will take anyone by surprise.
Whenever you get flustered put the back of your hand over your forehead and fall into the arms of your companions
Sigh as you fall too
If you're 40 or over, get pulled into a multi level marketing scheme that sells tupperware
Or any MLM really. Gotta spend your time doing something
FUCK VOICETRAINING!!!! ONLY COMMUNICATE PHSYCHICALLY!!!!!!!!! BLOW UP ALL WHO MISGENDER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blow people up with your mind until your nose bleeds like Sam Winchester