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Welcome to a collection of world's most unfortunate clips.

Content warning for the blog is Scar-typical humor, suggestive themes and otherwise sentences that shouldn't be uttered in a normal, casual human conversation. The blog will go as far as the man himself leads it.

All clips are posted for the purposes of entertainment and whimsy. Please treat everyone shown in the clips, as well as anyone who decided to interact with the blog, with respect.

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Clip. 13: Disney sign

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IMPULSE: No way!

SCAR: He got the D! He got the big D in his garden! Like the big Disneyland sign. Because Disneyland in its design, like Disney being "D", they have it very- it's like iconic typography, the way it looks. And he has the original one in his lawn. I am so jealous.

You go into his house, obviously I've seen a video, I haven't literally been to his house, but he got like Dumbo, like a Dumbo ride vehicle. He's got a Skyway vehicle in there. He literally got, I don't know how he got it, a devil from Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. Where, of course, after the ride you end up in hell.

IMPULSE: So... it's big? What he has?

SCAR: Which thing? The devil? It's one of the small ones.

IMPULSE: No, the... the... You said he has like, the D?

SCAR: Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah! He has like the big D from the sign!

[IMPULSE can be seen silently laughing on his webcam]

SCAR: Like, the sign is obviously individual letters. Like, E, I, S, whatever. It goes on. Um... and he has the D, which is iconic one. And it's from the old sign, like, from the old... wait, it's from the 90s. Yeah, it's from the 90s sign. The iconic like, pink and light blue sign. Ough! So jealous of that!

IMPULSE: I had no idea. I had no idea.

SCAR: His whole house is full of incredible memorabilia. He's a big fan of Bob Gurr, by the way.

IMPULSE: Oh, who's not.

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Clip. 12: Wind charges

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BDUBS: Oh, I wanna see this.

[SCAR's voice trembles nervously]

BDUBS: Here we go.

SCAR: Oh jeez, that was close! That was close. That one really threw me. I didn't get directly hit by it, but I get like- [SCAR interrupts himself] Oh jeez. Oh, I'm getting pounded.

BDUBS: Terrible job. Terrible.

SCAR: Oh god!

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Clip. 11: Gong

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GRIAN: The point is, you did extremely well-

SCAR, interrupting: Gosh dang it Grian, dong me right now! Let's go!

GRIAN: Okay. Right, okay. I- [GRIAN interrupts himself and laughs loudly]

CUB: Let's go!

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Clip. 10: Mangrove wood

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GEM: Skizz, why does it cost 2 diamonds to strip?

SKIZZ: Well that's what I was just talking about. I might take this down a little bit.

SCAR: Dude, I'll strip for free.

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Clip. 9: Cane

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SCAR: What can I give you for a christmas present?

TANGO: No, no, nothing! That's not what I'm here for. I just wanted to give you some. I have so many they're overflowing, and you have like three, so you're good.

TANGO: Hey, that's it. How do I get out of here?

SCAR: Here, here. Here, here, here. Use it with your skin. [SCAR gives TANGO a custom Minecraft model of a cane] Put it up, put it up. Put it up, put it up.

TANGO: Oooh. [Various TANGO noises of confusion] What? What is this? Where does it go?

SCAR: Here. Here, put it in your hand. Put it in your hand.

[TANGO puts the cane in his hand]

SCAR: Oh, dude, look at that guy! Look at that!

TANGO: Uh-huh! [Various TANGO noises of excitement] Oh-ho-ho-ho!

SCAR: That's pretty distinguished!

TANGO: Ooh, that's some swagger! Look at that! It's like it was made for me!

SCAR: I know, that looks pretty nice, doesn't it?

TANGO: I'm like old man vampy now!

SCAR: Yeahhh! And, if I get out of line, what do you do?

TANGO: Well, first of allー BAM! [TANGO hits SCAR with the cane]

SCAR: Yeah, let's go!

TANGO: Whipper snapper! [TANGO laughs] Yeah! This is great. Oh, that's a fair trade. I'm so excited to get my Scar cane!

SCAR: Yeah, look at that. Oh, that looks good. (TANGO: uh-huh!) That does look good.

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Clip. 8: Elf fun fact

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BDUBS: Are elves milkable?

SCAR: Um... We're cookie-able!

BDUBS: It's not seeming so.

SCAR: We're cookie-able!

BDUBS: You're cookie-able?

SCAR: Yes!

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what in the sweet baby jellie is that profile picture.

Minecraft youtuber GoodTimesWithScar but his eyes are centered

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I think this might be my favourite blog ever

I love Scar with my whole heart and the world needs to see more of this man confidently having a horribly way with words

Thank you. This blog was made with a goal of enlightening the masses to the full spectrum of this man's peculiar mind, and I'm happy the plan seems successful so far.

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Clip. 7: Wiggle

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SCAR: So your sword is like askew slightly, and when I was going up a ladder, it really enhanced my thighs. Like with that animation.

CLEO: It "enhanced your thighs"?..

SCAR: I'll show you. Like when you get on.

SKIZZ: It makes them wiggle!

SCAR: Yeah!

CLEO: Are you suggesting that Scar's thighs are not wiggly normally? [CLEO laughs]

TANGO: I'm gonna start calling him "Jiggle Thighs".

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Clip. 6: Instructions

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FRUIT: Oh, I was gonna say... Oh, ok. I was gonna say I could like, have everyone's POVs, and I could watch them later. And be like, "Oh, here is how to PVP... do this thing."

GEM: Yeah, that's helpful actually.

SCAR: Yeah. You don't have to be gentle with me.

FRUIT: Lemme figure it out. It should be pretty easy.

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Clip. 5: Fun

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SCAR: I think one of my favorite things from the charity event was when Jimmy pushed me in a battle and we killed... I mean, "killed" but y'know, took out four people with the nerf guns. That was... that was fun. See Etho, you can have that level of fun.

ETHO: ...Yup. Yup.

SCAR: I remember when Grian helped me push. He was like "I don't know, do you just grab on? Just start pushing? I don't know what the etiquette is." I'm like "Just grab on! Just shove me! Just go get me off this carpet!" People, don't be timid. You can grab on, throw me around, swing me around, I don't care.

[GEM makes a quiet noise of surprise]

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Clip. 4: Blocks

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SCAR: So, um, that's what we're gonna work with! We got some bricks, we got this as, as like... the most beautiful block that I've seen in my life. Like, I just want to get really close to it and just [SCAR sucks in air] I like it, I like it a lot.

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Clip. 3: Shenanigans

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TANGO: Don't say light sabers. You're getting nothing.

CUB: Hello boys!

TANGO: Cubby!

SCAR: Ahh! No, he's back! Not Cub, no, not you Cub, I don't mean you.

TANGO: What's happening to your face?

SCAR: Guys help! Help! I'm getting banged! I'm getting banged guys! Help! Help! Help! Help! Doc's doing that thing again! I can't even hold still!

CUB: You good?

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Clip. 2: Gold

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SCAR: What is that? That's gold guys! That's amazing! Oh, we gotta get to it. Oh, yes, get inside of me!

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Clip n.1: Redstone

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SCAR: My speciality. I'm great at touching redstone, I touch it hard and I like it!