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Clip. 5: Fun

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SCAR: I think one of my favorite things from the charity event was when Jimmy pushed me in a battle and we killed... I mean, "killed" but y'know, took out four people with the nerf guns. That was... that was fun. See Etho, you can have that level of fun.

ETHO: ...Yup. Yup.

SCAR: I remember when Grian helped me push. He was like "I don't know, do you just grab on? Just start pushing? I don't know what the etiquette is." I'm like "Just grab on! Just shove me! Just go get me off this carpet!" People, don't be timid. You can grab on, throw me around, swing me around, I don't care.

[GEM makes a quiet noise of surprise]

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Clip. 3: Shenanigans

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TANGO: Don't say light sabers. You're getting nothing.

CUB: Hello boys!

TANGO: Cubby!

SCAR: Ahh! No, he's back! Not Cub, no, not you Cub, I don't mean you.

TANGO: What's happening to your face?

SCAR: Guys help! Help! I'm getting banged! I'm getting banged guys! Help! Help! Help! Help! Doc's doing that thing again! I can't even hold still!

CUB: You good?

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Clip. 2: Gold

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SCAR: What is that? That's gold guys! That's amazing! Oh, we gotta get to it. Oh, yes, get inside of me!

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Clip. 9: Cane

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SCAR: What can I give you for a christmas present?

TANGO: No, no, nothing! That's not what I'm here for. I just wanted to give you some. I have so many they're overflowing, and you have like three, so you're good.

TANGO: Hey, that's it. How do I get out of here?

SCAR: Here, here. Here, here, here. Use it with your skin. [SCAR gives TANGO a custom Minecraft model of a cane] Put it up, put it up. Put it up, put it up.

TANGO: Oooh. [Various TANGO noises of confusion] What? What is this? Where does it go?

SCAR: Here. Here, put it in your hand. Put it in your hand.

[TANGO puts the cane in his hand]

SCAR: Oh, dude, look at that guy! Look at that!

TANGO: Uh-huh! [Various TANGO noises of excitement] Oh-ho-ho-ho!

SCAR: That's pretty distinguished!

TANGO: Ooh, that's some swagger! Look at that! It's like it was made for me!

SCAR: I know, that looks pretty nice, doesn't it?

TANGO: I'm like old man vampy now!

SCAR: Yeahhh! And, if I get out of line, what do you do?

TANGO: Well, first of allー BAM! [TANGO hits SCAR with the cane]

SCAR: Yeah, let's go!

TANGO: Whipper snapper! [TANGO laughs] Yeah! This is great. Oh, that's a fair trade. I'm so excited to get my Scar cane!

SCAR: Yeah, look at that. Oh, that looks good. (TANGO: uh-huh!) That does look good.

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Clip. 4: Blocks

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SCAR: So, um, that's what we're gonna work with! We got some bricks, we got this as, as like... the most beautiful block that I've seen in my life. Like, I just want to get really close to it and just [SCAR sucks in air] I like it, I like it a lot.

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Clip n.1: Redstone

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SCAR: My speciality. I'm great at touching redstone, I touch it hard and I like it!