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obsession + bride of reanimator

#IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT??????#obsession 2026 #bride of reanimator #my art #fanart #horror #double features #revamping the double features series.#i miss doodling moveys....#unnatural smile is so reddit. but it's also the movie so.

Been a hater of Mike Flanagan since Hill House - he is scared of the gothic, he is scared of the implications of abuse within the family unit, he cannot fathom a narrative that does not spell itself out in a monologue - killing him with hammers!!!!! Get away from Carrie you don't deserve her!!!!!!!

nooo gothic horror is when there's an old house and the lighting is so dark and dreary you can't see anything except.... maybe a ghost in the background?!?!? he's actually a genius visionary, you see, and he elevates every stupid outdated horror property he touches.

#whatever walks there walks together :) with confetti :D

One time I got really emotionally invested in a guy who told me to watch the Mike Flanagan Netflix series and then he ghosted me and I was so upset I couldn't watch them. So I'm really glad to hear you, a good opinion haver, say I am not missing out. I will excitedly point out the egg scene in the movie I'm watching with my friend tomorrow in your honour

many such cases of men telling you to watch something and it sucks. don't listen to them. only listen to me.

#i'm just happy you didn't have to sit and watch it with him while he monitors your reactions. has happened. to me.#not with mike flanagan. i'd sooner die.#i can't fathom sitting through the entirety of one of his shows. i think three episodes is the furthest i've made it

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mike flanagan is anti-horror. grey brown netflix sludge, tenderness without intimacy. his little limp dick narratives are skin deep, no flesh no blood, no honest exploration of the works of art that he's being lauded for willfully misunderstanding. "from the heart and soul of mike flanagan" is oxymoronic and stupid and as trite as his FUCK NOTHING television shows and movies.

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also he's just straight up a misogynist. to me.

#i don't care if he casts his boring wife in every stupid thing he makes #SORRY.#i know he doesn't think he's a misogynist. he probably thinks he's saving women every time he has one cry melodramatic tears #and deliver a stupid overwritten monologue in the most hideous lighting you've ever seen #do i want to say overwritten........ maybe just poorly written.........#what i mean to say IS..... if he cared about women he'd write them some interesting fucking characters in a plot that's not derivative #to the point of absurdity #but whateverrr......#the way he would not know what the fuck to do with piper laurie. OH MY GOD. could you IMAGINE.#brian de palma kill this clown!!!!!#if he tries to pull a split screen at any point in his carrie tv show. i'll attack him myself.#(don't bother me about the de palma comparison. if you're going to be a misogynist at least make cool art.)#(<- and don't bother me about THAT statement EITHER)

mike flanagan is anti-horror. grey brown netflix sludge, tenderness without intimacy. his little limp dick narratives are skin deep, no flesh no blood, no honest exploration of the works of art that he's being lauded for willfully misunderstanding. "from the heart and soul of mike flanagan" is oxymoronic and stupid and as trite as his FUCK NOTHING television shows and movies.

#i can't STAND him!!!!!#tearing my hair out.#my final message. goodbye.

srry if get this a lot but i made eggs the other day and it reminded me of your art

i always want to see fried eggs, please send me your fried eggs i love them. and these are so lovely... the broken yolk.....

#also my favorite way to draw double eggs... conjoined #uh YEAH they're going in egg reference baby #egg reference

looking at your art made me hungry for a fried egg, so i made some fried eggs. your sunny art also makes me want to rewatch it, so I'll probably do that too

Big Egg owes me millions of dollars and we all know this. but at this point i also think rcg owes me at least one fried egg in season eighteen.

#i think if you've already seen sunny go ahead and rewatch it #if you've never seen it don't watch it because of me. i'm giving you a skewed perspective.#egg reference

Recently commished a Gob from you and can I just say im frothing at the mouth over it still, cant wait to have enough money to send for another, pricier piece from you. If my road test works out its so over for my leftover money. I hope you buy eggs with it

i was unbelievably stoked to get a gob commission. one thing about me. and i don't need to say this and i probably SHOULDN'T say this. but one thing about me is that i was severely depressed in college. and for a solid.... three months? i would watch the gob bluth bi bi bi edit on youtube at least twenty times every day. i was hopelessly dependent on the gob bluth bi bi bi edit. i'd watch it when i woke up, as soon as i got back from class, as i was sobbing and hitting my head against the wall..... i was so obsessed with the gob bluth bi bi bi edit i'd start crying in ANTICIPATION of getting to watch it. anyways.

#i don't even think he's bi. gob's gay.#but many such cases. i do this kind of thing. um every day of my whole life.#very obvious addictive personality which is why i really should not have started drinking.#i'll post him at some point. i love gob.............

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EGGTOBER DAYS 21 + 23

FRIED EGG WATCH: strange darling (2023) + mother may i (2023)

#oh yeah obviously that's not the only kyle gallner movie with a fried egg. mother may i my friend mother may i.

Sorry I can't remember if I already sent this but have you seen strange darling (2023)? There's a fried egg scene in it

one of my top ten fucked up fried egg film moments

#let me reblog my redraw for you #all kyle gallner movies should have fried eggs in them. so classic. so rural americana. so dinercore.#unfortunately i think it's just been strange darling. not that i'm a scholar of kyle g. but carolina caroline should have had a fried egg.

don't get mirrors. you're not going to find anything.

#a classic ''i'm sick of looking at these wips i just need them to be done. ish.''#my art #fanart #iasip #always sunny #unmarketable always sunny fanart #trash twins #can i say. i've never liked that nickname. it's so. 2013.#twin/dress like your best friend day at school. gone wrong :(#my terrible little losers.... my darling freaks.... my poor roadkill maggots.....#making myself laugh with the caption. i'm going BALLDDDDD??????

as a certified Freak About Things You Shouldn’t Be Freaky About, i fully support your eggs fetish. i don’t partake personally (vegan), but i’m cheering you on from the sidelines. wahoo!

of the people with an egg fetish online i have to be the tamest. i don't even want to be forcibly impregnated by them.... i just wanna look at them....

#if i could get into oviposition i would. i would....#eggs aren't even the thing i'm most freaky about. but i'm shy.

I made a perfect fried egg with hotdogs and rice the other day 🍳✨️

PERFECT!!!

#something about me is i've been craving two things lately. licorice and hot dogs.#i've gotten some licorice. FINE. addictive but that's just my personality.#hotdogs? yet to have been acquired. should bump that up my priority list

i've been following you for iasip and eggs for a while (love. love. love your art i'm quite literally obsessed) and just found your iwtv art from back in the day and that just rocked my world...most important crossover of the 21st century #tome. unsure if you're still tuned in but i hope there will be an egg appearing for you sometime this season <3

ough...... i know i shouldn't express disgust at my old art but man...... just know i could do better now. i swear. and i actually haven't been keeping up, i tapped out during the first episode of the vampire lestat BUT!!!! a lot of my mutuals have been posting interesting and beautiful scenes so.... i will catch up. and i'll do so sooner rather than later if an egg pops up.

#i loved the first season a lot. and we'll always have that.........

do you not like scrambled eggs :,C

fried egg lockdown on quezify.com baby

#NO omelettes NO scrambled eggs NO.... frittatas......

dare i purchase?

#squegg #unique square taste treat #(i didn't because it was 15 dollars and i don't like boiled eggs. but i'm obsessed)

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