send me a pairing and a number and i’ll write you a drabble
previous drabble sets {1} {2}
101. “They say that we all came from stardust. If that’s true, I think that you came from the Sun.”
102. “The first time I saw you, you tripped into the room, and my heart tripped right along with you. It hasn’t stopped falling since.”
103. “Does this happen to you a lot? Because ‘not again’ isn’t the response I’d expect from someone I just found unconscious in my garden.”
104. “I actually hate you right now. I’m considering making you my official arch-nemesis. I might make t-shirts. And badges.”
105. “We were supposed to have time. I can’t do it…I can’t…I can’t say goodbye.”
106. “I could steal them for you. I could also get them through legitimate means. Which would impress you more?”
107. “I love you but don’t you think 32 tubs of ice cream is a little…extreme?”
108. “I don’t think I can forgive you for this.”
109. “I’d probably conquer the world for you if you asked me to.”
110. “The arrow is supposed to go in the target! Not you!”
111. “Do I even want to know how you learned to pick a lock?”
112. “Err…you can let go of my hand now…”
113. “You’re completely ridiculous. I can’t believe I find you attractive.”
114. “’We’ll do it somehow’ is not a plan you jackass!”
115. “What do you mean you found a dragon!?”
116. “If you’re here to arrest me you should know that I have no intention of coming quietly.”
117. “I need to borrow a shovel and a torch. Oh, and do you know how to get bloodstains out of a carpet?”
118. “Your fight is my fight.”
119. “I’m going to need years of therapy to get through this friendship. I’m sending you the bill.”
120. “Remove that knife from my throat or I’ll remove your head from your shoulders.”
121. “I would have loved you all my life. I’ll still love you even after I’m gone.”
122. “How does one accidentally invent a time machine? What were you trying to make?!”
123. “Stop saying things that make me want to kiss you!”
124. “Look on the bright side, if we fail, we die, so at least we won’t have to deal with the consequences.”
125. “Quick! I need you to hide me and I have no time to explain!”
126. “I refuse to keep crying over you.”
127. “Shoot now, panic later!”
128. “I need you to help me fake my death.”
129. “I hate your face. It’s distracting.”
130. “You can’t kiss me like that then expect me to forget you.”
131. “When we get arrested for doing this I fully intend to turn on you. Just, you know, heads up.”
132. “Do you regularly show up at people’s doors at 3am or am I really special?”
133. “Are you…are you trying to flirt with me?”
134. “I’m entirely too sober for this conversation.”
135. “I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN’T HAVE PUSHED THE BUTTON!”
136. “You just had to dare them, didn’t you.”
137. “Calm down, this isn’t my blood.”
138. “If you hadn’t just almost died I’d be really tempted to kill you right now.”
139. “For the last time, I didn’t mean to blow it up! It just happened!”
140. “Remember that thing I told you about and I said it wouldn’t be a problem? Well, it turns out it actually is a problem. Sort of a ‘end of the universe as we know it’ type of problem. I may need help.”
141. “A morgue is not a good hiding place!”
142. “I only set it on fire a little bit. In my defence, I didn’t think it would be that flammable.”
143. “I’m done waiting for you to see me. I can’t do this anymore.”
144. “Well what did you expect when you ignored the ‘Keep Out’ sign!”
145. “Why the hell do you have a sword?!”
146. “You shouldn’t have heard that.”
147. “I honestly can’t tell if you’re being serious right now. What you’re suggesting is completely impossible but I’ve seen that look before and it’s usually followed by you roping me into something illegal.”
148. “Wake me up again and you’re gonna wish I’d died in my sleep.”
149. “What do you mean you kidnapped the President?!”
150. A random choice from any of the above
