tiberius claudius drusus nero

this is a cry for help.

[quidamscriptor]

my etruscans #myetruscans

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[quidamscriptor]

I'm cat?

[luciusseianus]

Its my birthday today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁 for my birthday i would LOVE getting promoted and getting a bit more influence

[quidamscriptor]

i got you something

[luciusseianus]

thats very nice claudius 😁 . what is it

[quidamscriptor]

dead rat

[luciusseianus]

Its my birthday today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁 for my birthday i would LOVE getting promoted and getting a bit more influence

[quidamscriptor]

i got you something

[quidamscriptor]

happy birthday germanicus i miss you

[mcaelius]

a small and yucky thing just came out of an egg

[detrout]

and his name is tiberius claudius

[quidamscriptor]

no it literally isn't. i didnt do that

[valtsv]

kind of love it when someone is given a position of power they don't want and instead of being all reluctantly noble and stepping up to bravely bear the burden they're an immature cunt about it

[valtsv]

i don't mean competently evil. i don't mean they get tragically and sexily corrupted into becoming a suave, sensual dominator. i mean they recognise the illusion of choice and privelege that they've been collared with and regress to crying and throwing fits and sulking and indulging in petty cruelty like an overgrown child in the hope that someone "better" will decide they're unfit to rule and take it all away from them.

[detrout]

tiberius

[quidamscriptor]

tiberius

[quidamscriptor]

why do you not like me friend. Haven't I been nice to you

sejanus I know it's you. is this about the bribe.

...that i absolutely know nothing about. I would never participate in bribery. I am an upstanding citizen i promise. bribery? me? never. I would never give him money. voluntarily or not.

[corporialus]

tiberius study

[detrout]

he looks sad :(

[quidamscriptor]

good

[luciusseianus]

be kind

[quidamscriptor]

bald

[luciusseianus]

Careful now

[quidamscriptor]

do you KNOW who my father is

[feignedremote]

Goodreads users will really make lists about anything. Who's ready for uncle literature ‼️

[quidamscriptor]

I would like to not be on this list

[nero-caesar-augustus]

how do you think i feel.

[quidamscriptor]

genuinely would not like to ever imagine how you feel

[feignedremote]

Goodreads users will really make lists about anything. Who's ready for uncle literature ‼️

[quidamscriptor]

I would like to not be on this list

[quidamscriptor]

stuffed animals can be very manly. I think

[quidamscriptor]

personally I think my face is very symmetrical

[corporialus]

tiberius study

[detrout]

he looks sad :(

[quidamscriptor]

good

[luciusseianus]

be kind

[quidamscriptor]

bald

[corporialus]

tiberius study

[detrout]

he looks sad :(

[quidamscriptor]

good

[quidamscriptor]

relatives will say the most batshit insane thing you've ever heard and follow it up with "that is logical is it not". like look man if I didn't just get out of another depressive episode called My Father Died and now I want to live again for some reason I would tell you you're a deeply messed up individual right to your face. and probably get murdered over it.

This Could Be About Anyone.

[tautline-hitch]

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes