I was scrolling through Facebook and ran across this amusing arrangement of posts. One mentions a talking snake and the other is one.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Three Goblin Art

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trying on a metaphor
NASA
occasionally subtle

titsay
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
AnasAbdin

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Cosmic Funnies
Keni
almost home
Acquired Stardust
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Mike Driver
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I was scrolling through Facebook and ran across this amusing arrangement of posts. One mentions a talking snake and the other is one.
CALL YOUR SENATORS!!!
I don't usually make political posts on here but please call your senator if you're in the USA.
NO FUNDING FOR THESE OXYGEN THIEVING NAZI THUGS
stay safe & know your rights ~ free printable pdfs for you to use however you'd like are up on my site ~ 3x4 ratio, 18x24 :) love ya'll <3
Say it Brother!!!
Witness - Document - Prosecute
This is not an issue of Left or Right. It is a matter It is a matter of authoritarianism destroying our Constitution.
GIFT WRAPPED 2025
2025 was a wild ride, but thank goodness for fandom! Every one of these gifts kept me going and gave me something to look forward to, so thank you!! 🥹💝✌️🥰
🎁 FTH2025 for Sleepless in London by @demonicangeling :: Artwork for Sleepless in London! :: this is gorgeous and angst-filled! (just the way i like it!)
🎁 Rickmas by @theofficialinternetloner :: An angsty Johnlock limerick for Christmas. :: Angst? check! Limerick: check!
🎁 [Parody] 50 Ways to Peeve Your Brother by @chriscalledmesweetie & @ghostofnuggetspast :: Sherlock wants to annoy Mycroft. John wants the same...and more. :: bahaha!
🎁 Blinking Game by @gaylilsherlock :: Sherlock impulsively runs into a crumbling church on a hunch— Will John be able to get to him in time before the whole thing crumbles? :: ooooh ... yeeeesssss!!
🎁 Distinguishing Traits by @holmesianlove & @was-fuck-off-watson :: Sherlock is working a case on his own, chasing down a criminal and in need of help. John is depressed and lonely, strolling the streets, trying to avoid going home. An alternative meeting. This was a delicious wish-fulfillment fic for Lestrade asking Sherlock the question ... "did he have any distinguishing traits?" and Sherlock says, "yes ... he liked me." 🥹👌💙😋 tysm for bringing this to life!!!
🎁 The Game by @enterthetadpole :: A convicted murderer, John is thrown into a futuristic online game of life and death to serve out his sentence ... but who is playing who? :: Tad started writing this one from the poster prompt, and I AM LOVING IT!!!! *rattles fence waiting for MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOORRRE!!!* lol
🎁 Family Matters by @lisbeth-kk :: In this story we learn new things about the residents in 221B and their immediate family. The star of the show is Rosie Watson-Holmes, who is six when this starts, aging one year for each chapter. Soft and delightful parentlock romp, ty lis!!
and gifts I was included in from the 'Ricking Crew! (ily all!!!)
🎁 Jolly Johnlock January by @chriscalledmesweetie
🎁 YALC (Yet Another Limerick Collection) by @ghostofnuggetspast and Podfic !
🎁 Johnlock January by @friday411
2024
🎁 Through the Flames by @theofficialinternetloner :: The bonfire scene from The Empty Hearse (Season 3, Episode 1), but it ended the way it should've, with burnt hands, confessions, and Tumblr references. Insane (and instant) wish-fulfillment!! Haha, love!!
🎁 SH-221 by @catlock-holmes a Holmestice Winter 2024 gift :: The year is 2035. John is desperately looking for a job. Stamford might just have what he needs: an experiment with a unique new android!
💝 H.O.U.N.D. by @k2ntwo :: Behind the facade of Baskerville, Sherlock suspects there's a darker trial being run. One that involves a very human subject!
🎁 Ode to Your Hands Upon My Waking at 3AM to Hear the Violin by @ghostofnuggetspast a poem response to 36 Views of London! :: John turns to his hidden journal to let off a bit of steam in a (maybe?) healthy way. Well, it's healthy as long as Sherlock doesn't find it. O_o
💝 The Part of You That Stays by @holmesianlove @was-fuck-off-watson a FTH 2024 fic :: Sherlock comes home a broken man and after serving as John’s best man he seemingly has a mental breakdown. Checking himself into a mental rehabilitation center.
🎁 Sherlock and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week by @chriscalledmesweetie :: John is away. Sherlock is NOT pleased.
💝 And Back Again by @anyawen a FTH 2024 gift poem remix :: A book familiar and meaningful to both men offers guidance and hope.
🎁 What If I'm Not? (fanart) by @safedistancefrombeingsmart a FTH 2024 gift GIF image. :: A stunning visual for the fic 'What If I'm Not'
💝 Body of Years by @gaylilsherlock (LipstickDaddy) :: Sherlock has been dead for two years, fighting to stay alive each day to see John again. So, when he comes back to London and sees John about to close the door on their life together, he reaches a breaking point.
2023
💝 Of Scars and Revelations by @catlock-holmes for Holmestice Winter 2023 :: Sherlock has returned from his presumed death, but he isn’t the same he used to be. John isn’t the same either. Can they rekindle their friendship, or maybe even become something more?
🎁 Human Urges by @topsyturvy-turtely :: John hated it. He utterly and truly hated it. Despised himself for it … That stupid, always present, torturing urge to be kissed!
💝 The Case of the Serial Secret Admirer by @hasenkind687 :: It is seven days until Valentine’s day. Humbuk - if you ask Sherlock. But then, anonymous gifts appears!
🎁 “John what the bloody hell are you doing?” by Atrocious_Magpie :: Sherlock catches John baking cookies while listening to abba, what do you think happens next?
💝 It Belongs in a Museum :: photo manip for ‘It Belongs in a Museum’, a gift made by @a-victorian-girl
2022
🎁 Live from the Morgue by @disfictional Holmestice Winter 2022 :: A very special podcast episode 'Live from the Morgue’ with Molly Hooper, featuring guest star Sherlock Holmes, discussing his years away playing dead - while John listens!
💝 Mrs. Hudson’s Crack Brew by @chriscalledmesweetie for 2022 Year of the Crack Fic! :: Mrs. Hudson is beginning to regret the part she played in bringing Sherlock and John together.
🎁 Knitting Needles Out by @fluffbyday-smutbynight :: Knitting. How hard could it be? Pretty hard, as it turned out. Especially cable knitting.
💝 This lovely GIF collab made by @liquor-liquor-lips for 'pack up the moon, and dismantle the sun’ quote by W.H. Auden and the reichenbach feels. 💋
2021
🎁 Shared Proximity by @fluffbyday-smutbynight for Holmestice Open Promptfest Winter 2021 :: “As ever, you see but you do not observe. Our respective lives are so enmeshed together, that such labels - like flatmates or colleagues or, yes, even friends - evidently fall short ...
💝 (Full) Contact With Nature by @fluffbyday-smutbynight :: Sherlock puts all his weight on John, pushing him back on the ground, and simultaneously catching his arms and pinning them down.
🎁 A Story of Scent by maelle_lardeux & 💝Un affaire de sentur by malle_lardeux (french translation) 🥰 for @ohlooktheresabee & me :: It’s amazing how smells can affect people’s emotions, in a good or bad way.
🎁 The Mystery of the Red Pants by @simplyclockwork for Holmestice Summer 2021 :: A few spectacular laundry mishaps lead to revelations between Sherlock and John - and maybe a bit more …
💝 Practice Date by Fantasy_Fan_26 :: Sherlock wants to go on a date with John to figure out his feelings, but doesn’t want to be rejected, this is the plan he comes up with.
Plus these translated fics 💖:
🎄Шерлок – это женское имя [Sherlock is a Girl’s Name] translated by Flamyenko_No_Kami 🎄Бутылочка [Spin the Bottle] translated by Flamyenko_No_Kami 🎄Таксофон [Payphone] translated by Flamyenko_No_Kami 🎄Эксперименты по проводимости [Experiments in Conductivity] translated by Little_Unicorn 🎄【福华福】[授翻]Kiss Me Now Before You Go/离开前请吻我 translated by 十三横夏 [Whale_Juan] 🎄Dawno utracone [Long Lost] translated by Tulippa 🎄Помни меня [Remember Me] translated by Little_Unicorn
Is there anything better than a fandom gift??
YOU are a gift, @helloliriels!
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Hazelnut Raspberry Cake
Lumpia Shanghai (Filipino Spring Rolls) The crispy egg rolls are packed with pork and veggies and come with a sweet spicy dipping sauce that will have everyone sopping up every last morsel!
Recipe => https://omnivorescookbook.com/lumpia-shanghai/
like to charge reblog to cast obviously
I made a moodboard for one of my fics!
The Absence Of A Bat Tattoo by ShirleyCarlton
Sherlock had just wanted to check whether the captain of the rugby team had a tattoo or not, as his alibi depended on it; nothing more. But then one thing led to another...
Rating: Explicit
Length: 1927 words
Relationship: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Tags: Unilock, First Time, bottom!John, Virgin!Sherlock, it's For a Case, well the flirting was, and then things got out of hand, Alternative First Meeting
With many, many thanks to @mama-orion and @blogstandbygo for betaing and helping me polish the story into its current form. And eternal gratitude to @weneedtotalkaboutfic for teaching me how to make moodboards!
I've decided to write another uni!lock variation of "first meeting turns immediate first time", so here's Part Two of my AU series "Reluctant Topping":
The Dancing Man
John had only been admiring the way the lanky first year student moved when he danced, really. He would never have made a move on him himself. He wasn’t even sure he was attracted to men at all.
Rating: Explicit
Length: 4878 words
Tags: alternative first meeting, unilock, Sherlock is a bit of a sl*t, bottomlock, John discovers he's definitely bi, strangers to lovers
After three long years, I finally managed to finish part 3 in this series (which had been sitting half-finished in my WIP folder all this time, but during last month's Fic Writers' Retreat, I finally continued writing it!), yay me!
Flooded
Sherlock tries to seduce John for a one-night-stand, which initially fails, but eventually he ends up getting more than he bargained for.
Rating: Explicit
Length: 7522 words
Tags: alternative first meeting, unilock, bottomlock, John’s first time, happy ending
With many thanks once again to my wonderful betas @blogstandbygo and @mama-orion!
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Easy Scallion Pancakes, From Batter Directly
I love to serve my family green onion scallion pancake as breakfast or with other meals when I cook porridges or congee. Honestly, scallion pancake is one of the most frequently dish on my family table. However, after kneading dough and kneading dough for quite a long time, I am a little bit tired and thus developed a simplified version. No need to knead the dough and only 5 minutes preparation. Though the pan-cake comes out slightly different, it is quite satisfying too. And traditionally version instructions are listed in Chinese scallion pancake and a Shanghai style version in scallion pancakes.
https://www.chinasichuanfood.com/chinese-scallion-pancake-simplified-version/
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