Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend
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Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness
"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.
i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights
microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed
you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since
who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x
Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures
what's it called when you don't like it when she has sex and flirt with people other than you and your chest burns when she interacts (platonically btw) with someone who has a crush on her fearing she might like them back (even though she already rejected them). why am i bothered about that. why do i have raging jealousy whenever they hang out together without me. why do i daydream about her liking me romantically/queerplatonically. why do i enjoy the idea of us dating even though we both agreed traditional committed romantic relationships don't suit either of us. and afaik i'm not even attracted to her romantically. so what is it
what does it mean when bc of the explicit nature of our FWB relationship i send her a horny text and she replies with "I feel like cuddling and falling asleep next to you and wake up with you the next morning"
asked her if she would be down to try something new in bed, and she responded "i like doing anything with you"
?????
her: do you have any preferences for pet names (in bed)
me: usually people call me "kitten" but if you have other ideas i'm open to them
her: i think i like using the more traditional pet names of "babe/baby, honey, sweetheart" etc. also i like using "love"
me (about to go insane and withholding myself from asking her to refer to me as "love"): well i like all your suggestions you could do a mix of them!!
Old abandoned grocery store repurposed as a library
Certified Library Post
"Hey, we need to renovate this grocery store into a library."
"Okay, I got you."
*Removes the B from the BREAD sign*
"Done"
"Your personality comes from the way you were parented" "Your personality is inate and genetic" wrong!!!!! your personality comes from that one piece of media you were unhealthily and irreversibly obsessed with when you were 13 years old
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not ☝️ they're doing coke
If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.
The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.
Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!
I'M LOOKING AT YOU TATTOO ARTISTS!
a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.
a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.
im fucking crying