I Hate Fandom I Need 100 Beers ...

Personal Tumblr of an entrenched member of fandom. I worry a lot about politics, write weird gross stuff and complain about the kids these days but you're all cool. I'M MARRIED AND HAVE TWO KIDS WTF??? 37. Female. Feminist. Jewish. Quiet. Profane.

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“Ghosts are real, that much I know. I've seen them all my life...”

[scottlava]

“Cowards! I see it now! You'll slay me and offer my head when you surrender!”

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Lol

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KV MADNESS 2023 R1D8 (Mar 20)

Please vote for your favorites! Links to all stories are at linktr.ee/KindleVellaMadness. You will only be able to vote once, so please cast

Did you like my creepy doll f/f Kindle Vella story “I Want My Mommy!” Do you have a few minutes and a Google Account? Can you vote to help my story advance in the Kindle Vella Madness bracket? Also, please vote for Blood Work because Lara G. Elmore is really good and she writes a story where a strong WOC gets to have sex with a bunch of vampires!

[sugaryewscythe]

reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

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The Fabulous Frappe | Kindle Vella

In 2015 New Jersey, a young gay man named Brian accepts a date from a co-worker, but he can't get his old boyfriend out of his head ... (Con

I’ve been pretty busy and haven’t had the time to advertise it on the regular socials but my second Vella, The Fabulous Frappe, is now complete. It’s only 30 tokens to buy in all, and I hope you enjoyed this short little story about heartbreak!

[hellomynameiswip]

in the tags, spoil the ending of your WIP out of context

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The Fabulous Frappe | Kindle Vella

In 2015 New Jersey, a young gay man named Brian accepts a date from a co-worker, but he can't get his old boyfriend out of his head ... (Con

I forgot to post this on Sunday due to life craziness but please enjoy the fifth episode of my Kindle Vella ”The Fabulous Frappe.” Things get intense … or as intense as possible for a low-key drama. This episode is 6 tokens.

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The Fabulous Frappe | Kindle Vella

In 2015 New Jersey, a young gay man named Brian accepts a date from a co-worker, but he can't get his old boyfriend out of his head ... (Content Warning: Slurs.)

Happy Thursday! The fourth episode of "The Fabulous Frappe" is out. In this episode, the date takes a weird turn and there's a shocking revelation. Let me know what you think of what happened. The episode is 7 tokens to buy!

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The Fabulous Frappe | Kindle Vella

In 2015 New Jersey, a young gay man named Brian accepts a date from a co-worker, but he can't get his old boyfriend out of his head ... (Con

The third and final free episode of “The Fabulous Frappe” is out. Please like, follow and vote on how this date is going if you can!

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The Fabulous Frappe | Kindle Vella

In 2015 New Jersey, a young gay man named Brian accepts a date from a co-worker, but he can't get his old boyfriend out of his head ... (Con

Good evening! My second episode of my Kindle Vella “The Fabulous Frappe” is now live. Remember, the first three episodes of any Vella are free!

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The Fabulous Frappe | Kindle Vella

In 2015 New Jersey, a young gay man named Brian accepts a date from a co-worker, but he can't get his old boyfriend out of his head ... (Content Warning: Slurs.)

Good morning beautiful people! It’s GALANTINES' DAY! So let's celebrate with ... um ... a new Kindle Vella story mostly starring men. Whoops.

"The Fabulous Frappe" is NOT A ROMANCE according to popular internet conception of what is a romance, but it IS a story about moving on after a long love. In this story which is NOT A ROMANCE, our protagonist Brian goes on his first date at a coffee shop after a long relationship, but he can't seem to get his old boyfriend out of his head.

This short story which is NOT A ROMANCE will come out on Sundays and Thursdays this time, and will overall be 30 tokens to read at the end of it -- pretty dirt cheap.

Read "The Fabulous Frappe." NOT A ROMANCE!

(Kindle Vella please add a drama or a literary fiction category cripes.)

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I Want My Mommy! | Kindle Vella

What's so scary about dolls? Teenage doll-collector Shondra may know. When she meets fellow collector and Gothic Lolita fan Aimee she thinks

MY FIRST KINDLE VELLA STORY IS NOW COMPLETE!

“What’s so scary about dolls? Teenage doll collector Shondra may know. When she meets fellow collector and Gothic Lolita fan Aimee she thinks she’s found love, but Aimee’s obsession with reborn dolls hides something twisted. F/F horror. Mature. No HEA.”

If you haven’t unlocked any episodes before now, the story is 48 tokens in all.

If you liked this story, stay tuned for “The Fabulous Frappe,” which will be dropping on the 13th. It’s a post-breakup story which may be what you need if you’re not in the Valentine’s Day spirit.

[didyoumeanxianity]

Your friendly Black History Month reminder that Black Jews are JEWS.

Born Jews, Jews by choice, Orthodox, Conservative, Reform, Ashkenazic, Sephardic, Mizrahi, Israeli, diaspora…they are an integral part of all of our communities and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

We still have work to do as a community to uplift Jewish POC, particularly Black Jews, but to my Black Jewish friends out there know that I see you and I will keep trying to do the work.

Happy Black History Month. ❤️

[dead-lavender-society]

during Black History Month please remember that Black Jews also do face antisemtisim. we go through the hardships of being Jewish. do not assume we are any less Jewish because of our Blackness

thank you

-sincerely a Black Jew

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I Want My Mommy! | Kindle Vella

What's so scary about dolls? Teenage doll-collector Shondra may know. When she meets fellow collector and Gothic Lolita fan Aimee she thinks

Good morning! It is once again new episode day for “I Want My Mommy!” in this episode the girls just have a nice time … yeah.

FINAL EPISODES DROP NEXT WEDNESDAY!

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I Want My Mommy! | Kindle Vella

What's so scary about dolls? Teenage doll-collector Shondra may know. When she meets fellow collector and Gothic Lolita fan Aimee she thinks

Hello Tumblr! I’m back with another Kindle Vella episode. Things continue to get creepy, there’s a shocking revelation and … A POLL? Cost to read is 8 tokens.

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I Want My Mommy! | Kindle Vella

What's so scary about dolls? Teenage doll-collector Shondra may know. When she meets fellow collector and Gothic Lolita fan Aimee she thinks she's found love, but Aimee's obsession with reborn dolls hides something twisted. F/F horror. Mature. No HEA.

Good morning! Episode 5 is out (7 tokens). Hope you enjoy. Things are staying weird ...

[t4yce]

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