Mothman’s younger sibling

an unfathomable eldritch horror beyond your comprehension with no need for your “gender binary” 🦑they/them

[cristalplanetheart]

[wheresurboytonighthelookslikeenj]

first half of count the rice is funny because everyone’s threatening violence to sam or living their best lives in losers island while ify and catherine look like this

[dduane]

[honesthypocrite]

Hilariously, this is how I found out he died. I went and searched when I saw this.

Truly we are tumblr “kids”.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[romint-drake]

The lawyers called him that

[jacquistheripper]

every time siobhan thompson is on game changer, she is being put through psychological torture. having to escape a saw trap, being put through a sisyphean nightmare, and having to do menial tasks with grant o’brien

[daily-dropout-screenshots]

siobhan getting hit with apollo’s dodgeball immediately

[dimensions-allofthem]

im obsessed with whatever the hell demi is doing this episode

[pankendev]

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

[what-even-is-thiss]

Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.

So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.

So one day early in her teaching career there’s an exchange student from Japan who’s having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.

This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.

Japanese doesn’t exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor you’ve ever had pulls your paper over and says “Okay listen here you little piece of shit I’m gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.”

[cloacatak]

This (studying in Chile for a year) is more or less how I realized my two PhD-having, tenured professor expat parents raised me to speak the most disrespectful and swearword-riddled version of Spanish possible (with plenty of ancient slang I didn't know was slang thrown in). It was like:

[catlaila]

you can see the exact moment ally clocks the worthystreet yaoi potential before locking the fuck in to give the people what they want

[thecheshirerat]

jesus CHRIST. started the new ccod and lavonte and hj are being so gay right off the bat

“i think lavonte and hj have done this dance before”

the soft music is killing me. this is such a change in mood from the past episodes

“i’m gonna punch hj as hard in the face as i can” gay “you should have cracked me in the front teeth with your scepter by now”

“i need you to wake ME up. Alright? because i feel asleep right now” this is just. oohhhh

“leaning into HJ a little bit… […] i think you just notice that there’s a flush to HJ.” spits out my drink

“HJ is choosing to push blood through his system” HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO MAKE IT GAYER

“your cheeks are rosy.” oh my fuck

they’re all trying so hard not to laugh

imagine if brennan was like “no its not about ssris.” nah ally, he just decided you were gay

“do you want to go to the co-op with me” i can choose to interpret this as a date

“do you remember what you told me when you turned me?” LORE DROPPP “You told me we were gonna drink the blood of Caine and go fight each other to the death on top of the golden gate bridge” i love everything about this scene. the HISTORY

“I STILL WANT THATTT,” this shifted immediately back into old married couple

[theology101]

For those less familiar with VTM lore, HJ and LaVonte made an oath not to just kill each other on the Golden Gate Bridge, but to do so after usurping the power of Caine, the God of the Vampires and the fourth Human being to ever exist. Also, when a Vampire devours another of a lower generation, they take and usurp those powers for themselves… presuming they’re strong enough of will and mind to fully take over the soul. Which HJ and LaVonte seem confident in. Like, they looked at each other and said “Together we’ll kill god and be better then he ever could before dying together.”

[just-a-bean-babes]

Why does Brennan make such a convincing wild horse in a horse girl movie that has been enraptured by your gaze and instantly formed a bond with you

[tennantfeltonsmith]

“Why should I have to disrupt my life to make a difference?” Holy fuck, Brennan Lee Mulligan, can I bring you with me to my therapy sessions please 🙏

[monstrousfrogbuttocks]

:points finger: GAY

[brianryanbio]

Gay

[brennan-lee-mother]

Simply cannot stop thinking about the fact that HJ and LaVonte are Sire and Childe and yet seem to have no hierarchy between them at all. HJ unquestionably treats LaVonte as his equal and LaVonte feels perfectly comfortable yelling at and physically assaulting HJ, both of which are kind of unthinkable under the social rules of the Camarilla. It’s LaVonte’s name first in Worthy and Wingstreet Industries. They are Sire and Childe but more importantly they are partners.

[creamy-cowmoolatte]

I sense a blood wedding between them..