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@quillsofmetal
I have a major sweet tooth…
Dear Dwiin, please insert the USB contained inside this letter into Deckards computer and download the contents. This is a priority 1 mission, failure will result in immediate termination. FAILURE IS NOT OPTIONAL!!! Security in Witz has been temporarily deactivated, you have three hours to complete your mission upon receiving this letter, leave now. -One of your employers
Dwiin gave the letter he was reading a heavy, doubtful look. This had to be a joke, right? Pulling out the USB drive from the envelope, the man turned it around in his hand, letting the lights from the ceiling reflect off its coating. This had to be a joke.
One does not simply walk up to Deckard's office, stick a USB into his computer, and download every piece of information he had. Yet... he had the abilities to slip in there without much of a problem. Besides, Deckard was a nice enough man. Hell, the more Dwiin thought about it, Deckard would be so kind of enough to welcome him into his office all at the whim of a knock on his door.
Flipping the USB in between his fingers, Dwiin cautiously stuck his head out of the doorway, peering down the hall that led to the elevator. He then looked back at the letter again. Who would task him to do this? And should he really betray Deckard's trust like this? He really was a nice man... better than any other superior he's had so far.
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"I am looking for legit advice on how to deal with my own emotional and mental troubles. I don't think stickin' my dick in you or getting eight hours of sleep is exactly going to do much help."
Search your zodiac sign in the gifs, and find one that relates most to you.
Here’s mine
Best thing is Starscream would totally do this.
I am crab. I have knife.
I will stab-
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I’m an Aries but soft
I am cancer.
//Sagittarius. This represents my constant, internal cycle of my own personal problems.
@quillsofmetal
For once, Yaeger almost died. On a mission in which he was tasked to raid Area 51 before the idiot population of America did, he was attacked by multiple guards and nearly was shot in the head. Thankfully, he was saved in the knick of time, and the bullet merely grazed his skull. Yaeger got lucky ... far too lucky, even for him ... “I could have died that day,” was the only thought that went through his head for a week. So after a night of heavy drinking, Yaeger woke up, and decided that he couldn’t let himself die, at least without knowing the best parts of him survived ... he needed an apprentice. As such, he called up Dwiin on the bounty board the second he got to Aperture, and frankly sounded kind of like a lunatic. “Dwiin! Thanks for answering! Long story short, I almost died yesterday and it’s got me fucked up. So to make up for it, I’m gonna teach you some martial arts. I have become such a badass over years of military service, practicing of hand to hand and close range combat, and general badassery, the utter awesomeness stored in my body cannot be taught in any school or dojo! It has to be handed down ... I chose you, cause frankly you’re the second most badass guy I know who isn’t me, and the first guy is Keanu Reeves. And that guy is ALREADY a certified badass!!! He NEEDS no training!!!”
He swore he would never answer to the bounty board again. He swore he would not take any of their missions ever again. But this time, Dwiin just had to take one peek at the caller ID on the board out of sheer curiosity. With an eyebrow raised, the man tentatively lifted up the cloth that was covering the board and answered Yaegar’s call.
“...hello ...?” When Yaeger suddenly greeted him from the other end, Dwiin nearly fell backwards. Surprised, he tried to keep his cool as the Aperture employee explained his predicament. Nearly died? Wanted to teach him? Handing it down? “Yaeger, Yaeger. Bloody fucking Christ... let me get this straight. You called me, so you can pass down your martial art techniques. To me? After realizing that you can actually die, despite how... ‘”badass’ you are?”
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Featuring his character, TA, and Dwiin! Love these two British bastards so much.
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