So Very Tired

so tired all of the time. they/she

[slightly-sigilant]

one second, I need to put on my lying hat. to lie to you

[8nin]

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

[ayeforscotland]

Wonder if it has anything to do with drinking raw milk?

Source.

[glitch1920]

[evil-tboys]

[pisshandkerchief]

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[mysharona1987]

[avocad0ess]

I wonder who I would be today if I didn’t develop an obsession with fanficion when I was 11

[cryptotheism]

What's the deal with dogheaded men? I was reading some early arthurian texts and those guys were always fighting dogheaded men, with absolutely no explanation given. Was it a common mythical monster? Was it a metaphor?

Dogmen were real. They had kingdoms and shit.

[prokopetz]

It's fine to disagree with the IAU about the definition of "planet"; however, if your definition includes Pluto but not Ceres, Orcus, Haumea, Quaoar, Makemake, Gonggong, Eris or Sedna, you don't actually care what a planet is – you just want the exact list of nine planets you learned in primary school back. Your cute little Pluto-including orbital distance mnemonic ought to be at least seventeen words long, and good fucking luck with the Q!

[thefiresontheheight]

My Very Exciting Magic Carpet Just Sailed Under Nine Orphic Palaces, Slandering Hungry Quaker Matrons Going Erotically Southward.

[prokopetz]

I appreciate that you included Salacia but not Charon – really threading the needle pedantry-wise there.

[iykury]

iy think any planetary-mass object should be called a planet. the moon is a planet. so are the galilean moons. ganymede is bigger than mercury, so whiy not? just because it happens to orbit another planet too? a star can orbit another star, so whiy can't a planet orbit another planet?

[prokopetz]

Sometimes when I'm feeling especially contrary I'll advocate for a definition of "planet" which includes the inner planets, the trans-Neptunians, and all planetary-mass moons, but specifically excludes Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

[thekinglemingle]

My contrary definition of a "planet" is any object that has orbital epicycles visible with the naked eye from the Earth's surface. This limits us to 5 planets and explicitly excludes the Earth.

[prokopetz]

If you're willing to be exceptionally persnickety about physical definitions you can get the Solar System all the way down to three planets, though that list does admittedly include Earth.

(For the curious: exclude the gas and ice giants, the dwarf planets, anything orbiting anything that isn't the Sun, and also Mercury because it probably wouldn't satisfy the orbital clearance criterion if the Solar wind wasn't doing the heavy lifting, leaving only Venus, Earth, and Mars.)

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

[theprofessional-amateur]

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[morepopcornplease]

fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦‍♀️

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!

[onstoryladders]

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

[official-lucifers-child]

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[xclowniex2]

The issue isn't not wanting to condemn Israel or the israeli government. The issue is that jews and jewish organizations have to do it to exist in public, whilst others don't. And even then that's not enough as an israeli jewish DJ who is antizionist and done activism was still boycotted because he is an Israeli jew.

Like imagine if all Americans residing or visiting outside of the U.S suddenly had to condemn Trump before being allowed to attend Pride, to host a panel or lecture in their field of expertise, to check in to a hotel room, to just exist in public or online. And even if you condemn Trump, people still refuse to exist near you because of where you were born.

Its just an exhaustion of always being immediately assumed to be a bad person before I get to even share my actual opinions and beliefs.

Whilst the NZ government is nowhere near as bad as the Israeli Government, I, a jew who has never stepped foot in Israel, am always expected to condemn the Israeli government but never at any point has anyone asked me to condemn the NZ government, not online and not irl.

People see me as an extension of a government of a country is have never stepped foot it, before they see me as an extension of a government of a country i was born, raised and still live in.

[ashenmind]

I mean, you literally can?

[katelyn-danger]

Everyone make a primagen OC right now!