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[darkacademiabutlight]

Being the eldest daughter be like:

*walks into the same room as my mother*

*takes 1000 psychic damage in 0.5 seconds*

*leaves :)*

[rodrickheffeley]

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

[darkacademiabutlight]

How entitled of human beings to just look at something they think is ugly and just decide it's a bad omen. Like hello sir, the only bad vibes I sense is you.

[neoyorzapoteca]

“I tell my students, ‘When you get these jobs that you have been so brilliantly trained for, just remember that your real job is that if you are free, you need to free somebody else. If you have some power, then your job is to empower somebody else. This is not just a grab-bag candy game.’”

— Toni Morrison (via liquidlightandrunningtrees)

[curiousshockedandconfused]

It is your moral olbligation to use whatever earned or unearned privilege you may have; be it knowledge, wealth or connections to uplift those who don’t.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have decided to turn into fungi or possibly moss to run away from my problems. What's the difference & which lifestyle is best suited to my needs

[darkacademiabutlight]

Okay so... If you want to do the extra work and give back to society and whatnot, you should turn into moss.

But there's something so liberating about devouring on the corpses of trees and animals that were once mighty and impossible to defeat. You should try it too, sometime

[lesbianralzarek]

i wanna be rich but in a socialist utopia where everyone’s needs are met already so that i can drop bonkers amounts of money on vacations without being a greedy piece of shit 

[lesbianralzarek]

i wanna have a $400 bottle of champagne but, like, only if everyone in yemen has access to clean drinking water and there are no more concentration camps, ya feel me?

[darkacademiabutlight]

Literally me

[soofoo-s]

When Patroclus said “When he died, all things soft and beautiful and bright would be buried with him”. When Marvin said “Who would I be, if I had not loved you. How would I know what love is?”. When Hozier said “Lay me gently in the cold dark earth, no grave can hold my body down I’ll crawl home to her”.

[darkacademiabutlight]

Tenderness ❤️

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a mad scientist villain who uses “Doctor” as part of their villain name, but then it’s revealed they have a PhD in like, philosophy or some shit. the hero consistently brings this up every time they have a stand off

[darkacademiabutlight]

Hero: what are we, even? Why do you do evil deeds when we're all gonna die

Villain: bitch I'm literally trying to meditate and think about the meaning of life in peace with the city asleep for a few damn hours. It's not a big deal. These fumes don't even have any side effects, I tested them. Please just go to sleep. I have a paper to publish geez!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ADSLKFJLSDKF i WILL turn off submissions you little shits. 

someone just sent me doofenshmirtz x perry mpreg art, it’s not even the worse thing i’ve seen today

[biblicaaly-accurate-angel]

dr doofenshmirtz is WHAT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh yeah, doofenshmirtz is trans-coded. there was a good post about it a while back

at first glance it passes for mildly sexist humor (him growing up being treated like a girl) but the creators are pretty progressive so i wouldn’t be surprised if that was their way of sneaking in a trans character. 

i know this solely bc i saw it on my dash months ago. this has no relation to the terrible art in my inbox, or the fact that perry is drawn as a horrible blue humanoid strongly resembling Handsome Squidward

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s FALSE, actually! and a common but dangerous misconception, which i’ll get to in a minute.

it blows my mind that i have accidentally found myself in a discussion about dr  doofenshmirtz’s theoretical hrt status, but he canonically cannot grow facial hair & has an unusually high voice, so it doesn’t sound like he’s been through testosterone based puberty. not all trans people choose or are able to go on hormones, and plenty of people discontinue or take a break from hormone therapy (for person, medical, financial reasons etc).   

also he does have a daughter in the show. idk if it’s confirmed that she’s his biological child but plenty of trans people have kids, before or after transitioning. 

an important fact to know about trans health is that afab people who are on testosterone or have been in the past can still get pregnant. (some trans parents pause hrt in order to do so.) though in most cases testosterone lowers fertility, these changes are not necessarily permanent and hormone therapy is not a form of birth control (the last is true for both testosterone and estrogen therapy). If you’re having the type of sex that can result in pregnancy, talk to your doctor to make sure you’re using the right precautions. and whatever your assigned sex at birth, if you think you may want kids in the future be sure to talk to your doctor about fertility issues before starting hormone therapy. you shouldn’t have to choose between your transition and your ability to have children, if you want them. 

again, i cannot believe i’m having this conversation in regards to a kid’s cartoon character, but trans healthcare education is piss poor in my country, so we take opportunities where we find them

thanks to everyone in the notes for pointing out the platypus is also trans

[mercuryinfusedhatter]

i…. i learned about trans healthcare through a post about  doofenshmirtz x perry mpreg art

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yep, welcome to hell! no one asked, but Perry is also trans (he sweats milk and doesn’t have the poisonous barb typical of male platypodes), and has canonically dated a male panda. stop telling me to post the art you utter clownmunchers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

on second thought, i’ve reevaluated. 

for $3 i’ll post the art, for $7 i’ll refrain

[darkacademiabutlight]

I mean... They do have a kink in place. What if the whole thing with doof being evil is just RPing? And the agency that sends Perry is just a matchmaking/ kink play dates kinda thing. Idk.

[wizardsexmachine]

Yes I will make 10 different posts about the same topic no you cannot stop me

[wizardsexmachine]

Being neurodiverse is just like *makes 10 different posts that basically restate the same thing but just worded differently* *has the same convo 10 different times about the exact same thing*

[oldbloggoodbye]

really hate how so many people are aphobic, transphobic, etc without being OPEN about it. i just wanna follow some new people without having to search through their blog to make sure they dont hate me or other people for simply existing

[oldbloggoodbye]

no seriously if you hate ace people get the fuck away from me. do not even try to defend yourself. i literally do not care.

[euesworld]

"If I said that I loved you twice, would you love me forever?? If I said I loved you three times, would you love me always?? If I didn't say that I love you, but I showed you.. then would you know that I loved you and would for the rest of time?? Well, I do love you.. both spoken and unspoken."

I will always love you from here to there, and for all of time - eUë

[nightstargalaxy]

heart-shaped things are the backbone of society

[darkacademiabutlight]

UwU

[shigashimura]

the whole mutual thing is really overhyped on this site. sometimes interests don’t match up and that’s the only reason why there isn’t a mutual following. if you’re a regular in my inbox or my notifications, i have visited your blog before. if i didn’t want you around for any reason, you would be blocked. so yeah. you can spam my notes and/or talk with me (and possibly become my friend) even if i’m not following you back. no worries.

[virtualcarrot]

Also there are only so many blogs you can follow and keep up with.

[comradekatara]

there are only so many world leaders, right? and they’re all beholden to sokka in some major way…

the avatar: will be 35 years old and still have a pavlovian response to sokka saying “all right everyone, time for bed!” 

the firelord: so ride or die it’s honestly concerning

the earth king: owes to sokka his newfound knowledge of basic critical thinking skills

chief of the northern water tribe: his daughter seemed to think he was pretty dope before she turned into the moon

chief of the southern water tribe: thinks her brother is an idiot but has good ideas sometimes, and appreciates the fact that he doesn’t care whether or not he gets credit for them as long as they’re implemented 

not to mention that toph is basically a one-woman weapon of mass destruction who does not listen to anyone—with the crucial exception of one person—and guess who that is!

and he’s basically an honorary member of the white lotus???

basically what I’m saying is sokka secretly rules the world

[ruffboi-mags]

I think what you’re saying is that sokka secretly rules the world and has no fucking idea.

[catgirlcaliphate]

I’m totally on board with this except I think Sokka is an actual, full-fledged member of the White Lotus, and he also doesn’t realize that.

[bisexualbaker]

The White Lotus kept inviting him to meetings, and he showed up and assumed they were just humoring his interest. His initiation was much the same; he’s dead certain that they just gave him a robe and made him part of the ceremony to “feel included”. And he’s super touched by the way they keep inviting him to those meetings and even seem interested in what he has to say! Sometimes (a lot of times, actually, but he doesn’t even notice that) they even use his ideas!

They’re really cool people, those White Lotus guys. Sokka thinks it would be pretty awesome to be a part of their group.

[ajhasmademistakes]

#broke: didnt know they were dating #woke: didnt know they were a secret society member #thought they were just being polite

[disasterbisexual-moved]

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better 

[pla-a-nt-deactivated20181018]

This is actually very important, so I’m gonna hit that reblog button again

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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