Quinn Rasmussen

Quinn Rasmussen. On a hockey scholarship and I am MELTING. Rp blog. Not affiliated with Thomas Hayes.

[kj-xryom]

quinnoffside​:

Based on texts I sent you at like 2 am a year ago I think that song is a mashup of Taylor Swift break up lyrics.

Okay so in retrospect maybe I deserve that. But my taste in music changed if you know what I mean. I’m an ex-swiftie. These days I think Ed Sheeran is more my speed. 

[quinnoffside]

Ed Sheeran doesn't write enough angry songs. Though Bad Habits could be your anthem.

[quinnoffside]

kj-xryom​:

ng for your mistress. She’s shaking a cold fist at you from Canada.

You can thank Sia for that absolute anthem, with a few tweaks by me of course. We could have a song too, you’re still my main bae. 

Based on texts I sent you at like 2 am a year ago I think that song is a mashup of Taylor Swift break up lyrics.

[quinnoffside]

@dhritishahs​ I think you’re looking for @misfitwithatemper​

[misfitwithatemper]

Gimme the dare

[quinnoffside]

Tell a stranger that you are their daughter from the future and come bearing dire warnings. The more dramatic the warning, the better.

[kj-xryom]

navireids​:

You’ll have to serenade your snowdrift for the answer to that question.

Haha, bet. I have the perfect song for this, it describes my feelings with scary accuracy. Check your messages. 

[recording sent]  “Don’t cry, snowbank, not in front of me Who’ll catch your tears if you can’t catch me, darling If you can’t catch me, darling Don’t cry, snowbank, don’t leave me this way A puddle of water can’t hold me close, baby Can’t hold me close, baby I want you to know that I’m never leaving ‘Cause I’m Mr. Snow, 'til death we’ll be freezing Yeah, you are my home, my home for all seasons So come on, let’s go”  [end recording] 

[quinnoffside]

Of course you’d have a song for your mistress. She’s shaking a cold fist at you from Canada.

[quinnoffside]

@dhritishahs​ I think you’re looking for @misfitwithatemper​

[quinnoffside]

Went from this... to Florida. I am in temperature shock.

[kj-xryom]

quinnoffside​:

Lucky for me candy isn’t on a graded scale, and I’m so not surprised I’d get a D grade from you.

Maybe not surprising but you can’t say it’s not accurate in more ways than one. 

[quinnoffside]

Surprising and accurate. Two things that I cannot say about how you play hockey.

[quinnoffside]

kj-xryom​:

Tell me you’re a poor college student without actually telling me you’re a poor college student. If I was your prof I wouldn’t have given you anything. D+ for effort. 

Lucky for me candy isn’t on a graded scale, and I’m so not surprised I’d get a D grade from you.

[kj-xryom]

quinnoffside​:

It’s not misery if someone actually is an introvert. And I picked this costume because I had red duct tape, not for a weird hide and seek with a very confusing looking minion.

Denial isn’t cute. But fine, fine. I don’t know why you dressed up at all then. Buzzkill. 

[quinnoffside]

I had classes all day and usually you only get candy if you dress up. It was a last minute “what do I have in my desk drawer” kind of deal. 

[kj-xryom]

quinnoffside​:

A hoe is a good thing if you need to garden. And if I showed up at a party that would defeat the purpose of this costume. Aka, not being found.

Sure, but the other type of how is a lot more fun. The game is literally to find Waldo?? It’s “Where’s Waldo” not “Leave Waldo alone to wallow in his introverted misery.”

[quinnoffside]

It's not misery if someone actually is an introvert. And I picked this costume because I had red duct tape, not for a weird hide and seek with a very confusing looking minion.

[kj-xryom]

quinnoffside​:

Feeling personally attacked by decorations outside a party that I don’t plan on going to.

Who said being a hoe is a bad thing? Don’t be a buzzkill, you should defs come to this party, it’s lit af. No bouncers to kick me out this time. 

[quinnoffside]

A hoe is a good thing if you need to garden. And if I showed up at a party that would defeat the purpose of this costume. Aka, not being found.

[quinnoffside]

Feeling personally attacked by decorations outside a party that I don’t plan on going to.

[quinnoffside]

Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

Very subtle, tumblr. Please refer to the last time I answered this.

[quinnoffside]

Hot or not: Kj

All I will say is that, against my better judgement, I am exclusively attracted to idiots.  @kj-xryom

[kj-xryom]

And I’m exclusively attracted to stubborn white walkers. We’re just meant to be, Quinnie. 

[quinnoffside]

I am regretting so many life choices that led to this moment 

[quinnoffside]

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

Nope, that’s how you break the spacet ime continuum.

[quinnoffside]

Hot or not: Kj

All I will say is that, against my better judgement, I am exclusively attracted to idiots.  @kj-xryom

[quinnoffside]

What’s the funniest actual name you’ve heard of someone having?

Well that fact that @dicknotric goes by Dick is probably up there. Saw a thing on the news where a cop was named Robin Banks. There’s a certain irony there.