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Does anyone have a nerdy necromancer trolls or doctor trolls that wants to be the matesprit of an equally nerdy but small necromancer troll?
Come ooooon!
Does anyone have one? Maybe like a Necromancer assistant?
I have one but I'm not super active RN :0 sorry
If you think puns are harmless remember that puns got Mercutio killed and as a result 5 other people
Every crime must have a punishment
Did you just
I FOUND OUT WHY GORILLAZ IS CALLED GORILLAZ
A GROUP OF GORILLAS IS CALLED A BAND
IT’S BEEN A PUN THIS WHOLE TIME AND NOBODY NOTICED
i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent motherfuckers
culledtrolls yo so I've been inactive and stuff but to make up for it I played around with this nerd a little
>>You come back to your kitchen and start directing your team again. You hate when you leave because sometimes trolls tend to slack off and fall behind, but you put in the order and assign the chef at the starter station to begin the soup.
>>The waittroll goes over to the table to pour the wine, along with a basket of bread with some olive oil to dip it into. You arent a server and really don’t have time to be pouring wine.
>>After the onions are caramelized and the soup is done, you bring it over to your customer.
Hello 4g4in! Here’s your French Onion Soup, sir. How 4re you enjoying the wine?
You manage to swallow your latest bite down, and are absolutely beaming when the soup is set in front of you.
“It tastes absolutely amazing, and with this bread!”
You had not been expecting bread, and this is easily the best bread you’ve ever eaten. Now you feel less ravenous, and more like you can eat expensive food with finesse, if you... finesse...
“Holy Qow, that soup smells heavenly; I’m gonna Qry.”
>>While it’s clear he is way out of his depth from coming here, you’re impressed that he is willing to try these things, as they are obviously new to him. You smile politely at him and prepare to go back to prepare his food.
Excellent, sir! Your soup will be out moment4rily, 4nd the w4iter will be here with your wine, I hope you h4ve 4 nice evening here 4t my chef’s t4ble.
>>You roll your eyes as you walk away. The bib was just silly, but he was at least polite for a lowblood.
‘Sir?’ You can’t remember the last time someone’s called you that. You’re already planning your next visit! Well, maybe you should try the food first
Speaking of, holy shit soup is on the way.
You’re vibrating
>>You should have seen that one coming
well with our speci4l we recommend 4n 4ls4ce Pinot Gris, if you 4re interested in 4 wine 4ccomp4niment. Otherwise, 4nything with 4 fruity fl4vor would p4ir well with it.
She doesn’t seem amused. You need to be a little smarter, unless you want spit in your whatever-you-ordered.
Do highbloods spit in food? Or is that a crime?
You really should have done your research...
“I’ll try the wine.” Pause. “Please.”
>.At least he realizes to take your word and not order fish sticks or something else that would make you want to weep.
Excellent choices, sir. Would you like to order 4 drink in the me4ntime?
>>You were going to have someone else get it, though, you have things to do.
You open your mouth to order a Coca-Trolla, like usual, before you consider that might be really stupid. You have no actual idea what you’re supposed to drink in these places.
“What... do you reQommend?”
>>Why are you out here? Why aren’t you in the kitchen? The world may never know, but I guess you are taking the order from this lowblood troll in a novelty bib. This is your life at the moment, so you’re going to deal with it.
It’s ok4y! Our speci4l tod4y is 4 Confit de C4n4rd with pot4toes fried in qu4ckfowl f4t. For 4n 4ppetizer I would suggest the Soupe à L’oignon, with 4 chocol4te écl4ir for dessert.
>>You are 100% certain this troll has no idea what you just said, but you try and be courteous to him, since he at least seems to be a well behaved customer, if not an ignorant one.
Holy shit. Yeah, you don’t know what half of that is, but what you did recognize just made your stomach really excited. You remind yourself to swallow, so you don’t drool all over yourself. You probably look as confused as you are hungry.
“That’s settled, then; I’ll have the speQial, as well as your reQommendations. You’re the Qhef, I trust you.”
You’ll just figure out what all that is when it’s in your mouth.
Your most recent check from Boss was way more than you’d bargained for, considering you were bartering stuff for cake, and you decided to treat yourself to expensive cuisine.
After many minutes of staring, conflicted, at the menu, you finally set it down and turn to the chef, who is waiting (patiently?) for your order. Is that the head chef? Is this normal, or did the waitress just become impatient?
“I Qan’t do it. I Qan’t deQide.” You can feel your inner turmoil begin to show on your face, if only slightly. “What do you reQommend?”
If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?
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is that a pun
When someone sends you an anon ask but you can still tell who it is.
Hi! I’m auditioning for the role of Marie Curie and I will be singing Radioactive by Imagine Dragons.
TOO FAR
Hi today i’m auditioning for the part of sodium and i’ll sing ‘Na Na Na’ by My Chemical Romance
you: do you do any sports?
me: ya i run
me: run away from my problems
