I Am Not And Will Never Be Cool~

(Gay/Genderfluid/They/them) Welcome foolish mortals.

[fluidfreakofnature]

Hey party people…

I have to admit I didn’t know tumblr was still going strong. I hope this can find the right people. I’m looking for friends and writing partners for rp (plot and no plot including nsfw). I can be picky in writing style so don’t be offended if we don’t match. I just want more fandom friends in general. Main ships:

Destiel, spideypool, red team, ironspider, other mixed marvel.

[king-lena]

no but literally cas has seen all of creation, he’s been alive for eons, he’s seen all of human history, and he truly thinks dean is the most beautiful thing to have ever existed. beautiful in his mind, in his body, and in his soul. to cas, when it comes to dean, every other beautiful thing can only pale in comparison.

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[spidey-official]

are you ok, spidey?

physically, mentally, or emotionally? ahh what the hell, the answer's no for all of them

[spidey-official]

don't even get me started

[fluidfreakofnature]

When you bend over to better put on your back numbing patch and your rib dislocates.

[fluidfreakofnature]

All my texts and posts on social media feel like screaming into a void. When people say “it came out of no where” “but they’re always so happy” this is what they’re ignoring. Depression isn’t a mood. Don’t ignore us.

[cozy-stardust]

They're still best friends after the divorce but now Pepper has to deal with Tonys weapons grade denial and listen to him talk her ear off about Peter

[cozy-stardust]

He wants to fuck that old man so mf bad

Peter those eyes aren't even slightly subtle baby- you look like you're about to jump him right there while your aunt's still in the other room.

Its been said before and I'll say it again, their entire first interaction is straight outta a damn porno

[starkerobsession]

Tony’s ONE attempt to discourage Peter

Tony: You do realize that when you were born I was double the age you are right now?

Peter: Yes.

Tony: Thoughts?

Peter: I still want you to fuck me.

Tony: Okay. I tried. Get naked.

[pretty-bratty]

Amazing inspo by @spideyslag again

[finitegray]

the trope I love is Peter doing his typical SI field trip and Tony coming back injured and exhausted from a mission and interrupting the field trip bc he just wants his love and to curl up with Peter and the rest of the class is just “?????” bc why is this billionaire hero just casually stumbling in and going to sleep on orphan nobody Peter Parker’s lap????

[cozy-stardust]

Peter, walking away from Tony after saying some brat shit he knows is gonna get his ass spanked later :

[spideyslag]

Peter: what’s the point of having a rich older boyfriend if I’m not spending spring break drunk on a beach getting loved on?

Tony: okay. A lot to unpack here. First of all, where did this petulant sugar baby thing come from? Not that it’s not insanely hot I just have some questions. Second, you can’t get drunk. Third of all, two moths ago I said “hey babe do you want to go somewhere for spring break?” And you said “nah, I have to catch up on some work and I kinda just wanna relax and deflate” and I said “you can relax and deflate on a beach in the pacific and do work in a 10k a night villa where sharks come up to the porch” and you laughed and kept fucking typing on your computer. Now I can book us a flight for, say 2 hours from now and get the most out of the next 6 days but-

Peter: no I know don’t do that- Friday stop looking for flights. I was just Instagram jealous

Tony: babe you have no reason to be jealous of a bunch of kids who flew coach to Miami you wanna post something on Instagram to make them jealous you’ve got a whole camera roll

Peter: you know, the sassy sugar daddy thing is actually doing it for me too

[the-tree-line]

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

[transexualpirate]

funniest thing about cas is that he's literally everything. he's a pta mom. he's an eldritch horror. he's as old as time. he's just learning how to live. he's a girlboss. he's a pathetic little man. he's a romantic. he has lost faith in love. he's the best dad ever. he's a panicking first time parent. all of those things are true at the same time

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[suicidalwhistleblower]

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.