Aka , dressing up as a cow to get Farmer!Katsuki's attention !
#got out of writer block but at what cost?
"You wouldn't mind milking the cows, would ya?" Asked your father. "They should be somewhere around there."
The blonde only nodded indifferently, used to all the boring and tedious job in the barn, he quietly went there—hoping to quickly end it. The stomping of his boots grew closer, both his hands in his pocket as he walked toward what was going to be the greatest surprise of his day.
Grabbing a bucket before arriving at where the cows were enclosed, he threw his head back before looking at the fence, but instead of looking at cows, he stared at another kind of cow—or in other terms, you.
"Moo?" You smirked, leaning against the fence.
"Hah?" He raised his eyebrow, his eyes shamelessly wondering ovee your body, from the white mini shorts to the white top—if that's even considered one—with cow imprints. He didn't fail to notice the black horns carefully placed on your face.
"Like the view, kind sir?"
"And whatcha think you're doing brat?" He scolded, though clearly not mad, walking closer to you, he let go of the bucket, a long clang falling on the floor. "What if the old man came here, huh?"
You only giggled, leaning your head closer to his. "But he didn't right?" You let him cage you, with his arms on either side of your hips you noticed how his breathing quickened. He huffed, "Wanna kill me or what?"
"Dun know whatchu mean there," you whistled. "I'm just an innocent defenseless cow."
"Defenseless my ass, you know what you're doing." He groaning, his fingers softly tapping against the fence before moving to your horns, his hand gripping the accessory tightly before releasing it. "You're gonna be the death of me hun."
You only watched him while his hands roamed over the cosplay. "Like it?"
"Love it," he answered, his hands moving from your waist to the back pockets of your short. "A bit too much."
"Carefull, dad gave you a task." You teased, your hand moving to pat his chest. "Wouldn't want him to stumble on us right?"
He thought about it before answering you. "Mmh, told me to milk the cows," he nodded. "Never said what kind, now hm?"
Your eyes widenned. "What're you—HEY! Put me down! You got something to do Kats." You gasped, your hands continuously hitting his back.
He scoffed. "Yes, you. Now be good and quit acting like a brat." He slapped your thigh. "But I guess you're already one. Just what would your daddy say if he saw you like this?" He tsked, forgetting the bucket on the ground, the actual cows who had to witness it all—and the old man who thinks that the good kid he thought so highly of was doing his job.
ⓘ Down the rabbit hole you'd do anything to stay in ⸺ aka, innocent girl!Reader with Delinquents!Bakusquad !
ⓘ teasing , suggestive jokes , curses , smoking!
notes: Oh, how I love writing poly's—⋆
You met the group at a club, the first one you ever went to, and it was as clear as the day that they caught your attention. I mean, they did catch most people's attention—With the blonde guy grumbling curses that you could hear all the way from the bar, to the multiples girls who kept making their way to their table. They all got rejected, sadly (?).
So you didn't see why you would go there, Plus it was your first night out in this kind of place so you sure were a little bit shy—until probably when you glanced at their table for what was the 10th time by now and you noticed one of them staring at you.
You immediately turned around, embarrassment showing on your face while your friends chuckled, but soon were confused when your table got silent, a soft tap on your shoulder got your attention, a pretty girl with pink hair smiled at you. "Hey girl, wanna go for a drink? My friendd been eyeing you y'know," she chuckled at your flustered expression.
Then Mina understood why Denki gawked at you the whole time, it sure looked like you were new to all this, and your lost and too innocent expressions for this place had them interested.
And soon enough, when you guys exchanged numbers, you became inseparable.
"This, oorrrr this?" Mina pondered, her hands holding two hangers of two different black and red short punk like dresses. "What'd you say cutie?"
You hummed. "I mean, both would look pretty on you—"
"Oh nah, these are for you!" She giggled, before choosing to pick the red one, adding it to the cart. "I mean, we have to do something about your style babe." She glanced, looking you up and down.
Is your style that bad?
"But Mina, I don't really dress like that and I don't have enough money for that right now," you explained, staring at the red dress with worried eyes. It'll attract too much attention.
She only hummed at that. "What's wrong with a little change? And for the money," she stopped, looking at potential accessories. "Don't worry your pretty little head about that, Kats will pay."
"No wait, I can't let him pay for me, I should atleast do 50/50!"
"What're you talking about?" She scoffed, amused at your words. "Let the man pay—Oh look! This would look pretty on you!" She quickly changed the subject, not even letting you respond.
You just sighed before following her until we guys left the market, the boys quickly coming and soon after Katsuki payed, you all went back to the car.
"Soo what did you girls buy?" Denki curiously asked, head leaning toward the bags in yours and Mina's hands. "New clothes for our new girl." She explained vaguely, knowing that Denki and Sero—like the flirts they are, would ask for a fashion show when you go back to the appartment. "Ooh now I'm curious," The latino boy said with a chuckle. "Gonna runway for us, pretty?" He asked you directly, moving close enough to put his arm around your shoulder.
"I mean...sure why not?"
At your answer, Kiri grinned. "Well I'm excited, know you'll look pretty [Name],"
"Thanks!" You eagerly exclaimed, earning a laugh from all the them and a huff from Katsuki. "A compliment is all it takes to have you all giggly?" He scoffed.
"Have a praise kink or somethin' princess?"
"I—no—Sero!" You lightly hit his chest before hiding your face in your hand.
"Cute."
Barely stepping foot in Katsuki's huge house that Mina already dragged you with her. "Wait Mina, slow down!" You yelped, the boys behind you only chuckling before plopping on the couch and waiting.
The whole night passed with you changing outfits every minutes, their teases and whistling and Mina's proud look. "Damn you look good in these," Denki complimented. "But I did like the colors you wore before."
Sero and Kiri agreed. "You look pretty, but I think this would be better in her usual colors, then she would look adorable."
Mina had a look of disagreement. "What? This clearly looks better—Kats what'd you say!?" She shouted, eyes staring at the blonde and hands grabbing your shoulder to keep you still. "She can choose her own clothes no?" He looked up from his phone, eyes looking down at your body before glancing at your eyes and noticing the flustered look you wore. "Hm, Can't really see. Turn around for me?"
Denki and Sero snickered, having a knowing look on their face while Eijirou only grinned, also interested.
Mina caught on, only sighing before turning you around. "Horny motherfuckers." She murmured, her eyes rolling in annoyance.
"I don't know..isn't kind of short?" You nervously said, pulling the edge of the dress down.
"Don't know, is it?" The red head asked, eyes looking everywhere but the dress.
"Fuck I'm hard—"
"Wait what?!" You yelled, turning around before noticing their smiles. The night ended right there with you running and locking yourself in your room in embarrassment.
Mind you, it was only five days after your encounter, but they were visibly comfortable enough—and you won't lie, you did kind of loved their attention.
So you stayed with them, of course you'd still go back to your friends, but for the majority of the time, you were with them.
Like today, you were just watching a movie, all snuggled together with Sero's arm around you, his other hand holding a cigarette. You were too shy to say that the smoke bothered you—so you just kept silent, but of course they noticed your attempt at hiding your cough.
"You smoked before?" Hanta asked, already knowing the answer but he couldn't help himself from asking. "No never actually."
"You're missing out babe." Denki told you, his head comfortably resting on your thigh.
"Wanna try?"
"I don't think I should—"
You heard katsuki groan. "You won't die from one drag."
Kiri lightly hit his head before encouraging you. "Don't sweat it, you should give it a try though." He smiled, nodding toward Sero's cigarette.
You hesitated, biting your lips, you nodded. Earning a praise from Mina, who's eyes now never left your face.
Sero grinned. Taking a long drag of it before holding your face with his other hands. Just when you were about to ask him what he was doing, he blew the smoke into your mouth. Your face immediately scrunching up at the smell, coughing loudly in the quiet room.
"Sorry babe," he apologized, his hand pushing his cigarette in your fingers. Holding it, you eyed everyone in the room before finally trying it.
You struggled at first, before starting to get the hang of it.
Bringing a smile to everyone's face.
But you know what they say. Spending lot of time with certain people brings you to adapt to their habits, and it wasn't long until you weren't the good girl you were anymore.
Smoking became a habit, clubs and bars were added themselves in your night routine and swears came out easier.
And back when you first cursed infront of them, they looked so proud of you and themselves.
"Fuck!" You barked, before putting your phone aside in shock of your own action.
Denki's head turned toward you. "Did you just—?"
"Hah, took you long enough." Katsuki chuckled, soon being followed by Sero's and Mina's cackles. "You did it!"
"Isn't she the perfect good girl guys?"
Eijirou asked, the others not waiting long before saying 'yes'
"Now give me my damn money dunce face." The blonde's hand extending toward Denki. "Shit."
"Y'all bet on me? The fuck?" You side-eyed them before rolling your eyes and taking a drag from your cigarette.
You wouldn't change it for anything. You belonged there, with them, like the good girl you are.
╰ would be confused, especially if he didn't hear you at first, before understanding and answering then ignoring the 'random woman you were' .
The apartment was silent, the sound of the fan could be heard in the living room, Windows open due to the heat, almost as if you weren't thinking to bother your boyfriend. Katsuki came back from his agency when you suddenly ran at him.
"Think fast I'm a random woman!" You shouted in what seemed like an attempt to warn him about your oncoming jump onto his arm. "Hey handsome, you look fine y'know?"
His face srunched up in confusion, one eyebrow raised at the suddenly hit of your chest against his arm. "Hah?"
"You look so dreamy and stronngggg." Tracing a finger on his chest you looked up at him expectantly, seeing as he finally understood the reason of your doing, too tired to properly focus on what you said earlier. "Taken." He mumbled before ignoring all your other words, proceeding to take off his shoes instead.
He only looked back at you when you punched his back. "Now What?" He softly glared.
"Why are you ignoring me the fuck?"
He stared in confusion.
"You told me to act like a random extra and I did? The hell was that for." His stare made you giggle before you hugged him, a quiet sorry for the hit—even if you knew he didn't even hiss. "Fuckin' hell babe, should get a kiss when I get home. Not a hit."
⌗ Izuku Midoriya ⸺
╰ Would also be confused, a innocent 'huh' leaving his mouth before he catched on and instantly starting to talk how he has an amazing girlfriend already.
"Zuku.." you spoke, looking at him with a sweet smile—sweet in the sense that it was so sugary that something was wrong.
"Yes ba—"
"Think fast I'm a random woman!" You suddenly said, your words followed by your unexpected jump on his laid down form. "H-huh?"
"Woa you look so cute, have a social cutie?" You dragged your words, ending your sentence with a wink.
When he understood that it was one of your bits, he answered right away. "Oh! No sorry miss I have an amazing and gorgeous and kind girlfriend that I love very much!"
But you followed with a "But she's not here, is she?" Your smile widening as he stood up and carefully pushed you aside. "She is!"
You raised your eyebrows, confusion showing on your face—which would have also been the case if you were said random woman. "She's present in my heart because I love her a lot."
You awwed. "Aw you're so cute!"
"D-don't talk to me like that, my girlfriend will know and trust me you're not safe."
"Wait wh—"
"And you shouldn't talk to me rhat much, I told you that I'm taken."
"Izu baby, you're good."
"Wait, you can't call m—"
"CUT!" You shouted.
He sighed. "Was I good?" Hesitantly waiting for your answer.
"Yeah but..." you trailed off, looking down at the ground before smiling and standing up. "We'll talk about the 'you're not safe' part later, hm?"
He gulped, watching you leave the room. This was the exact reason why nobody is safe around you.
⌗ Eijirou Kirishima ⸺
╰ Would know the drill and immediately start saying that he has the womanliest girl waiting at home. Though with a smile because you look adorable.
Your footsteps were loud and heard when you were running toward him, the poor Kirishima who was just scrolling on his phone. "Kiri think fast I'm a random woman!"
You hugged his arms, flirtily looking up at him with lidded eyes. "Hey pretty boy—"
And almost right away, he stepped back, putting his hands up and saying. "Ma'am I'm a happily taken man!" While hiding his little chuckle.
"She must not be that pretty though, rig—"
"She's the prettiest, most gorgeous, kind hearted and humble woman I ever laid my eyed on." He countered, even cutting you off.
You scoffed. " 'Kay, scenes off."
"Did good babe?" He expectantly asked, his smile widening by the second.
"No."
"Wait what?"
You flicked his chest. "Why were you smiling? You looked a lil bit too happy while talking to a random woman. You lost." You reprimanded before leaving the room with a disappointed sigh.
"Damn, really thought I had it this time—"
Just because of his smile. Could you really blame him? You just looked so cute flirting and clinging to him.
⌗ Shoto Todoroki ⸺
╰ Would end up ragebaiting the random woman—too clueless to act affectionate with randos anyway.
You regretted doing it with him, not because he answered wrong, but because he kept asking completely unrelated questions.
It has been 5 minutes since you told him to act like you were a random woman, expecting his usually unintentional coldness but instead you were met with a⸺
"But my love, you're not a random woman?" He tilted his head, his heterochromic eyes looking at you in confusion.
"I know Shoto, but act like I'm a random lady flirting with you right now." You were still fidgetting with his sleeves when he talked again.
"Why would we let a random woman inside the house?"
You sighed. "Imagine we're in the streets, and you're just coming back from the convenience store."
He hummed. "I wouldn't like it it unless it's you—"
"You know what, leave it be."
You smiled before looking away. "You won't even entertain her anyway."
He just looked confused since you started it, watching your eyes look away as his stayed on yours. "Is this a way to tell me you're upset?"
"Honey-"
"Do you want want me to act like you're someone else because you don't want to talk to—"
"No! It's just a silly prank on tiktok baby." You hugged him to show your sorry self for worrying him, and even putting these thoughts in his head.
"Oh, alright." He hugged you back before smiling too.
Yep, wouldn't entertain her at all.
⌗ Denki Kaminari ⸺
╰ Saw the trend millions of time and IS ready for the test. Wait what, he still failed?
Denki was logging in his game before you footsteps interrupted him. "Think fast I'm a rando—"
"Taken! Happily and amazingly!" He shouted in answer, cutting you off in the process. But you already jumped on his lap before he answered.
"She's not as pretty as me though, right?" You sweetly asked, hand trailing down his chest. You ignored his gulp, making a mental note to scold him for it later. "Hm, what'd you say pretty boy, your girl doesn't have to know."
You didn't miss the way his fingers started caressing your hips, leaning further down his seat as his eyes looked down at how you were sitting on his lap. "Hm yeah...yeah—OUCH!"
"Fuck you mean 'yeah yeah' you idiot! I'm a random woman!"
He was quickly brought back to reality when you hit his chest, his hand placed placed on the place as he looked at you with surprise, before realizing his petty mistake. "Oh shit, I got distracted not gonna lie."
"Distracted you were, for sure you imbecile."
"Sorry pretty, but you looked so good sitting on me—"
You stood up, looking at him in disgust. "You cannot be for real. Couch tonight."
He groaned. "Well I'll be damned. I literally rehearsed many times brooo."
Skill issue, lol.
⌗ Hanta Sero ⸺ HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY KING!!!
╰ Weirdly good at it, smooth talker and without stuttering. 100% winner.
"Think fast I'm a random woman!" Latching on his arm, a little pout forming on your lips. "You look handsome! Mind giving me your number Sir?"
Sero didn't even blink when he answered. "No actually." He tells you. "Have my girl waiting at home y'know?"
You weren't even acting when you blushed, almost getting distracted by how unbothered he was. You cleared your throat before flirting back. "She can't be as pretty as me though, right?" You hugged his arm tighter, making sure he feel your chest. "Hm?"
"Nah, you're good but my girl's the prettiest." He showed a smug smile, knowing that you tried to trap him because you were also the 'random woman' .
Though he answered correctly, you noticed how he didn't push you away. "But you're not pushing me away huh? You're not that bothered by my touches are you."
"Hm? Ah that's just because I didn't care actually." He chuckled, almost as if you were actually a random woman. "I only care about my girlfriend's chest, so yours don't matter much."
"Okay, you're too good at this what?" You turned back to normal, watching him suspiciously, with the blush still present.
"What can I say, I only have eyes for you mi vida." He smoothly answered, as if all this was just natural.
"Ugh, you're no fun!"
"Because I'm loyal? I mean, I could show you fun babe."
You walked away, not wanting the bludh to worsen—it did—and let your boyfriend have the laugh instead of you.
⌗ Shinso Hitoshi ⸺
╰ Would answer correctly. But why is he still talking to her?
Shinso was laying on the bed when you started bothering testing him. His eyes starting to close before opening back, it was too late for whatever you were about to do, why are you running.
He sighed before the door even opened. "Think fast I'm a random woman!" You sung, sitting next to him in bed before clinginf to him. "Damn you look good!" You said, immediately getting in character.
"Taken."
"She doesn't have to know though."
He yawned. "She will." His hands closing around your frame. "She knows everything."
You hummed. "But you're too pretty to give up on!"
"I know right " he said, his lidded eyes starting to close.
You stared at him. "Why are you still talking to her." Your eyes glaring as you flicked his forehead.
"Hm, this is you now?" He just shrugged at your question. "Kinda was talking so you could keep hugging me."
"...dude."
It was far too comfy, and far too late for your bullshit. So you cuddle him will ya.
⌗ Keigo Takami ⸺
╰ Would get a feeling of déjà vu. But is still correct.
You ran toward him at full speed, your mouth already opened to shout. "Think fast I'm a random woman—hmpf!"
But instead you bumping into his hand, you're met with his wing. Scarlet feathers tickling your nose as you sneezed. "H-huh?"
"Not available right now, sorry."
"Wait that was so quick!"
He chuckled. "Because that's what happens daily babe. I'm trained at this poi—huh ouch!"
You tsked, removing your hand from his chest. "You lost for reminding me about that."
He looked shocked, mort hurt about losing the thing than by your hit. "What??? Birdie wa—"
You hid a little giggle. "Losers don't talk Hawks."
Hawks? Now what did he do...
⌗ Aizawa ⸺
╰ Wouldn't even talk to you.
The man was peacefully grading paper when you suddenly sat down beside him. Murmuring a "I'm a random woman" before snuggling into him.
He didn't bother putting the Pen down, only staring blankly at you in silence. When you looked up and saw his eyes looking at you, you looked away nervously before sitting straight up.
"Yeah...Forgot you didn't like talking to people for a moment—"
He only hummed before going back to his paper, though you didn't miss the little smilr grazing his lips at your failed prank.
