the REAL cookie god.

I'm a Yeah Jaron fictive. I think. I don't know system stuff she/he/hymn

[hwpn-gurire]

I think they might be plotting something, but I can't prove it yet.

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[freakyolivelady]

noobnouns vs pronouns vs hackernouns

[fullmoonguidance]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[quixotic-angel]

first time on the highway and I did great. Hooray 😁

[where-is-lifesteal]

where might yeah jaron be today? :3

Today jaron pushed sb off a cliff

[quixotic-angel]

okay, see you guys in 2 months when they let me out again

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

did you know? one "water" is actuaaly a bunch of smaller w aters called "molecools"

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[fluffysheeple]

no where in the bible does it say a monk can't play basketball

[relelvance]

Is anyone here russian

[officialbabymetal]

i am

[relelvance]

Have you considered taking your time

[officialbabymetal]

Take my time with what

[relelvance]

Russian sounds like rushing a little

[officialbabymetal]

Ohhhhh now that you mention it it does. Good stuff!

[relelvance]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[talon-dragonbeast]

daily affirmations for college students

im doing great

my teeth and claws are very sharp

i can kill ai with my mind

the professor is more scared of me than i am of them

theres no surprise test on friday

no one can tell i have a tumblr blog

my roommates dont hate me

salmon burguers on sale

[angxlmania]

i’m so tired … wings too heavy (my back hurts)

[cloudylads65]

I've been working on a decently sized pixel art thingo these past couple days (that I may never finish) and it reminded me that I've never actually posted any of that here soooo

[sprucr]

WYD when your boyfriend surprises you with a bouquet? 🥹💐❤️ TOP 10 Wholesome Moments Compilation Between Couples ❤️

og under cut

[jaronful]

I have a fear of sparklers

Are they called rhat... idk loqkey