OFF TO THE RACES

The name's Harleen Quinzel. You might know my other name more so - but we don't really need to dwell in that, sweets. I've been living in this fun house for about twenty-seven years. I'm alined with villains.

[divinedemoniac]

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Tall dark and handsome, a cigar in your mouth A little black dog and the biggest smile Maybe I should go, he tells me I should go The streets are overcrowded, let’s get out

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You better be. I only watched it because of you.

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Mama knows how to get you right.

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To grow it all is my real test, to bloom them is my cause.

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YOU'RE DOING THE THING AND IT IS MAKING ME VERY HAPPY.

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I’m going to be the very best. 

[quizzical-remarks]

Like no one ever was?

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My earth bending says otherwise.

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Kinky. You gonna thistle your way to become top dog?

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You’re my forever girl.

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Girl, you ain't the Avatar.

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And you know what? I’m feeling generous. Dinner is on me.

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Holy cow, really? D'aw, you really do love me, Pammy.

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Isn’t that because you made them all explode?

[quizzical-remarks]

[mask] Now that's very true, sugah.

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Fine…I guess my other dinner plans fell through, thank you Little Red Riding Hood.

[quizzical-remarks]

Eeeep. Thank you, thank you!

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You are down as the highest bidder right now, Harley. This will sure make the bidding interesting.

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[mask] 100 mother fuckas can't tell me nothing.

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I’m currently selling one of Red Hood’s hoods to the top bidder. Biding ends in two days. If you bid high enough I might throw in a picture of his face.

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[mask] Twenty billion and my forever love. I might share my toys too.

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You better get applebees while you can.

If everything goes according to plan, applebees will be down for a few years. If not longer.

[quizzical-remarks]

Oh my Gosh, do you want to go with me?! I absolutely love their ribs. Please oh please.

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If you’d rather explode that can be arranged. 

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Nah, it's all good in the neighborhood.

Applebees.

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But at least there isn’t a fungi growing inside your inners.

[quizzical-remarks]

You so did not tell me that it had bad mojo effects!

[holy-red-hood]

Swish Swish??

[holy-red-hood]

[mask] You wanna try that again?

[quizzical-remarks]

[mask] Swish. Swish.

[quizzical-remarks]

So it turns out when I'm not puking, I've been sleeping at my desk. Absolutely the biggest bummer of the week.

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