Game Grumps Quotes

Dedicated to out of context quotes from the Grumps

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Stick your giant knuckled fist into my butthole

Arin Hanson

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He's drowning in cream cheese!

Dan Avidan

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Is that like the Kidz Bop version FUCK

Arin Hanson

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When you're ready for the girl to come, make sure you yell at the vagina, like 'CUM! DO IT NOW!!'

Dan Avidan

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What are you doing hanging out with these herbs

Dan Avidan

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I SHOT IT LIKE THREE FUCKING TIMES AND IT WASN'T DONE I THINK I SHARTED MYSELF

Arin Hanson

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When was it that Suzy said "if you're straight prepare to be gay"? Someone made it an image that I have as my lock screen and I want to hear it in all its glory

I personally can’t find it, but I’m sure one of the lovelies out there does! It’s a wonderful quote.

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Suck my toes ass

Arin Hanson

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A gift has been given to me this day, where I don't have to experience this anymore

Arin Hanson

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I'm not sure if it really happened but it feels so real... I'm looking for the episode where Arin and Dan were like "Your ass is mine Shadow!" "Joke's on you Sonic! I'm a power bottom!" Did that really happen or was it a fever dream?

The closest thing I can think of is the “Bienvenido power bottom” line, which has been mentioned in their Sonic playthroughs but otherwise I personally have no ideas, but if any lovely out there knows this line definitely comment/reblog it!

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Thank you @youtube-aholic​, a version of this quote can be found here!

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Yo can I get the OST from Sonic Heroes, I just wanna blast this shit in a corvette or something

Arin Hanson

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Being in different parts of LA, I can now rest my hands comfortably on my genitalia while we record and you'll be none the wiser

Dan Avidan

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I'm not sure if it really happened but it feels so real... I'm looking for the episode where Arin and Dan were like "Your ass is mine Shadow!" "Joke's on you Sonic! I'm a power bottom!" Did that really happen or was it a fever dream?

The closest thing I can think of is the “Bienvenido power bottom” line, which has been mentioned in their Sonic playthroughs but otherwise I personally have no ideas, but if any lovely out there knows this line definitely comment/reblog it!

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What episode is the one where Arin says "OH FUCK HE’S DOIN’ IT! AH SHIT! AH’M FUCKED, I’M STRAIGHT FUCKED! I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! AHH JEESUS! OOHH FUCKIN’ GOD DAAYMN! I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! HHOOLY SHIIT AAH! I’M RUNNIN’ THE FUCKIN’ GAUNTLET DUDE! OHH SHIIT! … doo de doo de doAAHH NNOO! I FELL DOWN! AAH SHHHIT!"

We quoted this in an old post, which you can find here! It’s from Dark Souls 3, Part 6 (video linked at this quote). 

That actually took a bit of digging to find haha but it was well worth it!

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i think i submitted an ask a while back about an episode where Dan makes a joke at Arin's expense, to which Arin immediately goes "*angrily* HAHAHAHA-Dan!" but it never got answered or something but i found out it was Super Mario 64 episode 48 where Dan goes "in communist russia, you are good at mario sixt-" "hahAHAHAHAHA-Dan! Vote of confidence ACCEPTED and APPRECIATED"

Oh yes I see that submission in the ask box - as you can tell the blog hasn’t been super active lately and we’re pretty behind on submissions/asks. Thank you for following up!

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WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY MILKSHAKE STRAWS?! I already got all my boys in the yard!

Arin Hanson

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So what I like to do is, especially if they're right behind me, I'll turn around and like, gently be like, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP.' And then I stand up and urinate on them.

Dan Avidan