quote list: things i've heard with my own two ears

quotes from friends, D&D campaigns, uni, etc. one quote a day at around noon CST

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if you ever quote me, i'll sue you for copyright

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she blow on my fucking 'til i nose

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the fish summoner

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we gotta stop playing mario kart once there's death threats

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can i use my salad plate to hold my bones

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yeah, so the meat's approaching, what do you do?

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this is what keyboards were made for; naming dogs "table"

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you named your dog paws? that's like naming your kid hands

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it's not joever until it's joever

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go yank off a dead tree

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x: *flicking cards at y across the table for several minutes, completely in silence* y: ....this is abuse

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schrödinger's catboy

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*distressed* i just wanna see titties!

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i'm like an irregular hexagon, you don't know how to take me

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*14 minutes past end of lecture* i'm running low on time, aren't i?

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yeah, sorry, it's my turn, i was just sticking my hand in cheese

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there's a lot of evidence of men loving men…. in the fun way