Quote Me, JBL

The Hello Jenna Notebook of the 21st Century

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there is nothing theoretical about the cold blood in that flows through Stephen Hawking

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Sometimes... Sometimes I just wish that I was a dog...

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Time flies when I'm late for class.

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Do you ever get really tired of all your fingers? This is a problem I've had for years.

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Katie on Joe Biden: And he still has his hair! What a catch. I take back what I said, I don't want a 23 year old Marc I want a 23 year old joe Biden

Katie F.

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Wine is a sneaky bitch... I love it!

-Barrett L.

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Ventra my ass!!

Ksjusha P.

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I think I got that from Snooki actually.

Katie F.

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That's the title of my autobiography... Where's my alcohol?

Barrett L.

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"What do you define as a good grade? C's? That's how I do."

Danya S.

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Can I just eat one of the garlands for dinner?

Katie F.

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Mark: We should bring Kaho for him in a cake! Fritz: If she can get into WOB... Mark: Well that's why we have the cake. The ol' Trojan cake method. Fritz: Ah, yes. I think they really harped on that in home ec.

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I like having dick...

Mark O.

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I'm not gonna lie... I've had some pretty entertaining confessions...

Mark O.

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I can't tell if I just sneezed or not...

Barrett L.

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I LOVE chuncks of dead prostitute!