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Wine is a sneaky bitch... I love it!

-Barrett L.

I can't tell if I just sneezed or not...

Barrett L.

I LOVE chuncks of dead prostitute!

Barrett: What!? Jessica: ... Barrett: Oh, sorry. I thought you were squinting at me, but you're just Asian...

I think a downward sloping penis is better than an upward sloping one. I think an optimistic penis is awkward!

Barrett L.

Erik: Ok, Barrett. Let's do this! Barrett: What are we doing? I don't want a new me! Erik: Not a new you, just a better you...

Erik N. and Barrett L.

I had a dream I was doing math homework last night! It was the shit. It was high school calculus, and I was rockin' it!

Barrett

Michelle: I want to have so much sex all the time! Barrett: I know!

#barrett l.