Fart brained

20 | They/He/She

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Intro :)

Hi!! I've been wanting to do an intro, so I thought I'd just go ahead.

I'm Teddy, I'm Genderfluid and use mostly any pronouns, but they/them is just easier. I'm making this blog cause i want to interact with similarly kink minded people. I'm polyamorous, and bisexual. Would like to note i get nervous pretty easy talking with stranger online so I might be weird in DMs idk.

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Kinks

> Farts

> Light/soft scat (mostly messing tbh)

> embarrassment/Humiliation

> bully x nerd

> tickling

> wedgies

> pup play

> Blackmail

> Mommy dom

> Praise/pampering

> Force masc

> Light Sadism

> Light objectification (Its really specific)

> Exhibitionism

Limits

>Misogyny kink (it makes me aggressively mad cause my brain can't separate the kink from reality in this instance)

>torture

>Vomit

>cnc/r4pe pl4y/even dubious consent is a little too much sometimes

>forced heterosexuality/breaking as a kink

>Scat eating or anywhere near a persons face

>D-ke breaking

Dni

If you're a minor(obviously), pedo, zoo, necro or radqueer/proshipper of any kind. Please just dont interact with me at all I really dont want that anywhere near me.

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[thegentlemencockrouch]

Condescending praise dose so many things to me. Like i need someone to degrade me softly. Whisper in my ear about how much of a pathetic little loser I am. I'm being such a good boy for someone as desprate as me...

I'm not sure this makes sense I'm just horny

[boyhuffer-deactivated20251119]

imagine.. your roommate finds you in his laundry pile, again. you’d stuttered out an excuse before which he graciously accepted, despite not believing it, but here you are, again.

he yanks you up by the back of your shirt, holding up his sweat-stained boxers, which your face had been buried in just moment ago with a grin. “these? you really want these?”

he turns around, bends slightly, and lets out a lous, bubbly fart right into the fabric before shoving them in to your face.

“there. fresh from the source. bet that’s what you wanted, huh?”

[brappuccino]

I need him

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Every now and then this reappears on my timeline and every time it makes me insanely horny ૮ >⸝⸝⸝⸝< ა

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Lowkey got really turned on the other day when my girlfriend washed me like a dog in the shower. She literally instructed "Paw" so I gave her my arm (paw technicall) for her to clean and my immediate next thought was "I am so wet rn"

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Masturbating isnt enough anymore I desperately need someone to touch me inappropriately!!

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Sometimes I'm worried im a chaser cause fuck I really like transfems and they're so hot and fuuuuck, but then I remember most of my sexual interactions have been with transfems so I think I'm just more comfortable around them sexually

...

Anyway, any hot older transfem want to treat me like a silly little puppy and wrestle me to the ground a little?...

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Cleansing my palette with fart porn after seeing that apparently im not freaky enough for being disgusted by the sexualisation of kids

[ewtyrannus]

Someone looking over their shoulder at you, eyes half lidded, giving you a mischievous smirk before ripping a massive fart right against your crotch

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Uh- uhhhhh- woah

[magical-boy-borderline]

nerd with acne, glasses and long greasy hair wearing nothing but frilly panties and/or lingerie.

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Would be cool if someone put me in embarrassing underwear and then gave me a wedgie...

[thegentlemencockrouch]

I know its cliche but I would very much like to be slammed into a locker/closet with someone and have them fart on me... sigh

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Call me a pervert and blackmail me for my kinks...

Who said that?!

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Wanna have my head resting in someone's lap then suddenly have them gently push my face into there crotch as they let out a long loud fart and not let go of the back of my head till the smells gone, gently stroking my hair as i sniff...

Anyway-

[thegentlemencockrouch]

This came about after realising i really wanted my gf to do this too me when she farted while my head was on her lap...

she has no idea what it dose to me...

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Wanna have my head resting in someone's lap then suddenly have them gently push my face into there crotch as they let out a long loud fart and not let go of the back of my head till the smells gone, gently stroking my hair as i sniff...

Anyway-

[pumpkingas]

I love love love domestic gas so much like I desperately need someone to sit on my lap quietly reading a book while shamelessly pumping farts into my lap, not even necessarily in a kinky way just feeling so comfortable and safe with me and knowing that I don't mind and I won't judge them for it and it doesn't even have to lead to anything else just use my lap as a chair and then continue with our lives like it's nothing out of the ordinary

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Uggh when will someone just wrestle me a little until i inevitably lose, then while pinning a struggling me down, fart on me as punishment cause I'm the loser

[the-butch-brapper]

I can't be assed to make it a longer scenario; Femme who huffs her butch's farting ass crack that pokes out of their jeans

[thegentlemencockrouch]

I actually need more ass crack being shown in my porn more!

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Seeing a cool post liking it then seeing "pro MAP" in pinned post... wtf 😭