Wait, what did you say? @quotes-you-dont-expect - Tumblr Blog

"If at all possible I'd like it to look like you have TWO boobs."

"Look, I know you have a shameless foot fetish, but I'm trying drink water right now. Please respect that."

“Stop fighting ghosts, your grandson is here.”

“NO. TOOTSIES. IN. THE. LAMP!!! NONE!!!”

So, what we have here then is a case of time travelling ghosts???

"Just sneeze on the dentist. It's easier."

"I was too lazy to clean the glass off the floor. Now every trip to the bathroom is a game of mission impossible."

“You can have your arms back when you learn how to behave!”

“Sharing is caring, and you better care i swear to god-”

“I hear you jingling! Where are you Satan?”

You couldn't pay me enough to work for free!

"If you do something illegal a plane will land on you."

"I could crack a piddle..."

"We've got the pokey the hot airballoons and the Captain."

“Don’t use my baby as a weapon!! :( ”

"Slick daddy guzzler"

Aw yeah, slick daddy roads ahead

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