Quotes

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Zucchini fest? That's fucking disgusting.

Dillan

[quotesbystupidkids]

Adriana: Look, they sell memory medication here.

Cassie: You should overdose on it.

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Kristin: It's like a pudding.

Felix: Pudding is optimistic.

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Moritz: In winter people walk on the lake. It's frozen everywhere except where the ducks swim.

Me: Isn't that dangerous?

Moritz: For the ducks?

[quotesbystupidkids]

"This is not typically what we think of for monopolistic competition." - Mark Rush

[quotesbystupidkids]

Director: You left me speechless.

Mark Rush: No, I couldn't be so lucky.

[quotesbystupidkids]

Mark Rush: Do you have a question?

Director: Knock knock.

Mark Rush: That's not a question.

[quotesbystupidkids]

My 'salad' is liquid and amber. Your 'salad' is green and leafy.

Mark Rush

[quotesbystupidkids]

It looks like... you tucked your boobs in for a good night's sleep.

Max

[quotesbystupidkids]

Me: Don't file your nails while you're driving! What are you doing?!

Mom: Filing my nails. Wait till I get to the makeup.

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You are the light of my life.

Max

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Just nap me.

Max

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And we weren't even turnt!

Max

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Max Borg in the streets, Max Borg in the sheets.

Max

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I wish armpits could fart!

Phil

[quotesbystupidkids]

16: Pig out on junk food. Oh, hallelujah, amen, this is the number I've been looking for!

Max

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Phil: One day I'm gonna walk out with a shirt on and you will all fall over and die.

Adriana: With a shirt on?

Phil: I said without a shirt on.

Adriana: You said with.

Phil: I think I cut out the "out."