we are idiots

random out of context quotes from my friends and i!

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YOU SICK BASTARD! WHO PUTS A MAN ON HOLD ON THIS DAY AND AGE!?

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it's like hogwarts without slytherin and there's nazis

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my is eyebrows quivering and i feel it!!!

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person A: i'm scavenging nipples-

person B, screaming in a british accent: NO YOU MUSNT!!!!

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the leg bone's connected to the nipple bone

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bringing a spatula to a fist fight

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soft porn acupuncture

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i want to see a muppet cry

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(tearily) will you Please smoke the weed for me?

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horse aftercare

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i've read about how horses are made

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horses are just one-toed suicide machines

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i did not ask you to shove a metal rod up your ass and cover yourself with diamonds, i said don't eat popcorn from the dumpster

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all cops steal knives

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tumble weeds are real!!!

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oh no my gender! it's flying away there it goes oh no

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eyelids are the lips of the eyes