I LOVE MY FRIENDS

Wonderfully ridiculous interactions with the people I love

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“Titties in my mouth, good... jello in my mouth, bad” -jay

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*my brother made a necklace for my mom when he was young*

“I mean it kind of looks like a oyster, or seashells” I say.

“....or turds” says my mom.

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“Tough titties said the kitty, but the milks just fine” a “buzzism” (quote from her friend buzz) according to my mom

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“Why are your pants wet?” I ask. “Cause I learned how to pee out of my ankles.” Says Kaylee

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“So I know you’re not good at hitting on people, but only some cannibalism is sexy” -kaylee

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Alex says while playing catchphrase “playing with the thing” while moving his hands back and forth. Tony and Paula at the same time “MASTURBATION!” (the word was dollhouse)

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“What are you a rule follower?” say Haley. “I have Taco Bell logo on my ass!” say Ize

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“A garbage bag full of sausage.... that’s what I call my buhginaaaaa” -anonymoose lesbian

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Mom, helping me with paper *growls* “what?” I ask. “Backspace” she whispers begrudgingly. She has been continuously pressing the delete instead of the backspace and it deletes in the opposite way than she was expecting.

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Me, a bisexual: “Nicholas Hoult is really cute.” Kaylee, a lesbian, trying to be supportive: “he has...symmetrical features and thick hair!”

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“I just karate chopped your tongue. I did not like that; it was firm yet squishy and wet. For some reason it made me think of Chuck E. Cheese” -kaylee

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“I’ve got absolutely no jumps in me. This boy has no bounce.” -sam

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“I love giraffes. I’ve kissed a camel before.” -JESSICA

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“There is a state of homeostasis that butches go through when a femme needs their jacket” -sam

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“They say don’t look a gift horse in the mouth because it is full of horse chestnuts” -Jessica

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“I wish people could stop being horny at 10 am, I just wanna see some cows” -kaylee

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“You used to be so suffocatingly elderly” -kaylee