stupid, funny, and wise words of Catherine

me profiting off of my grandma-esque coworker because “I’ve profited off the shit I say my whole life.”

[tubeon-deactivated20260110]

STOP saying u cant draw something u can literally draw whatever U want. I wanna draw a horse, BAM drew a horse. I wanna draw two ppl kissing BAM drew two ppl kissing. I am God of mine own hands and I will create

[silvernyxa]

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[laramieslims]

I call this one "what if salmon just kept getting worse"

[vampyraske]

Vs. The World (?)

[quotesofcatherine]

*going down the stairs* I’m a powerful cunt! I’m a powerful cunt!

- my 67 y/o coworker

[quotesofcatherine]

have you seen the original robin williams shows? he has you laughing, crying, screaming, throwing up, shaking, pissing your pants, sobbing uncontrollably. they don’t make ‘em like that anymore.

[quotesofcatherine]

the god is in the nori!