Headcanons about dude with a person who actually has a steady job
Dude will bother you at work
it doesn't matter what kind of job you have; however he will be there all day if you work retail
no one can tell him that he's gotta leave bcs he will immediately pull the "I'm just shopping around"
your coworkers have seen him following you around the store for hours without so much as glancing at the shelves, no one wants to call him on it
I'm imaging him pulling up in his car on your lunch to "take you out for a bite"
do not get in his car. there are at least 4 things catastrophically wrong with it and unless you decide to fix it yourself it isn't getting done
accompanies you to a local sandwich shop or burger joint or whatever on your lunch after you refuse the ride to a better establishment
he will harass your coworkers
whether its because they've done something or he just feels like it you'll never know
will get massively upset if your coworkers tell him they're not allowed to tell him where you are when he asks
while dude has had very few actual jobs that weren't just a few times doing an odd job for someone or things he got fired from within a month he is quite good at memorizing and effectively taking on your schedule
if you have a swing schedule (like me) he is better at getting up and living around it than you are. the man is built for a constantly changing environment
dude will be constantly trying to touch you or do pda during your shift, no matter how much you tell him to cut it out. you will have to physically push him off you
if you want to relax when you get off this man has got you. he will try to get you to come to his trailer as often as possible, even getting your soap "so you can enjoy a shower there just like at your house" and making sure to acquire as many things as possible to help you relax
it doesn't matter what you do, dude will sit and watch you decompress for hours
i personally headcanon that dude would love self care but never do it himself, so if you like to do that as a for of destressing please include him he will be so happy
