Naut is Salty

@NauticalPain/LilBroBlue is mad.

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

I need to chill, so instead of screaming, I'm going to sing aggressively, starting WITH YOUR DEATH *after a moment* I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD

Naut, before, during, and after the murder of me. lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

You know, I'm going to look back on this blog and say, "Wow, I said a lot of weird shit when I was two months away from being an adult."

Naut, in reference to this blog. lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

*in the distance* HEY DICKFUCK I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE. *checking snapchat* Can I fucking help you, Botu?

lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

My life is pointless. *singing into the distance* EVERYTHING IS POINTLESSSSSSS

lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

*soft yelling as Naut screams into their cat* Aaaand you're shedding. *after a moment* Regret.

lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

You sound Australian! Suck my fucking asshole! It's the void already, with the amount of times Satan's stuck his dick up it.

lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

Botu's selling me to Satan for two corn chips buT JOKE'S ON HIM, I'M ALREADY SATAN'S BITCH!

Naut. Just, Naut. lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

I'm Satan's side hoe and I like getting fucked in the ass.

Naut talking about their profession lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

I'm not a meme, Botu's a meme, I'm a god.

Naut, revealing their idol-hood lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

BlAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCK *calming down* I hope there is a day I can speak English. I hope I can speak my first and only language that I am fluent in.

Naut, after stuttering lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

*after screaming for a while* I need to chill.

Naut, having a moment of clarity. lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

*singing* FUCK THE DELAY DO DO DO DO DO FUCK THE DELAY DO DO DO DO DO FUCK MY LIFE DO DO DO DO *aggressively screaming* FUCK YOU ALL I AM CHANGING MY SHIRT *after a moment* I CAN'T FIND A BRA OR A BINDER JESUS CHRIST

Naut, screaming/singing lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

The more you can't understand me the FUCKING better.

Naut in response to me not being able to quote them word for word as I frantically try to type these out. lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

*unintelligible* told me not to scream but I'm fucKING SCREAMING ANYWAYS

Naut, in a fit of salt. lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

Fuck you spider, I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR FUCKING ASS. I mean, no I'm not, don't worry.

Naut to the spider in their room. lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

You were breathing. You were breathing so I haD TO KILL YOU

Naut to sundavr lilbroblue

[quotestolivebybysaltydelayednaut]

WHY AM I SO ANGRY?!?!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND MYSELF!!!! This is just pent up anger from my childhood that just comes up as fuCK EVERYTHING. Child me was an anGRY ASSHOLE. *quieting down* I wonder if someone's going to call the cops because of all of the yelling.

Naut telling their riveting backstory lilbroblue