Homestuck Quotes

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[quotestuck]

Mr. Strider, have you considered that what you actually dread is to have your urban rhythms exposed for what they truly are, which is, clinically speaking, just shy of 'da bomb'?

Rose Lalonde

[quotestuck]

This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.

Narrator

[quotestuck]

just one of those little joys in life you take for granted you know this miraculous gift of vision

Dave Strider

[quotestuck]

1TS OK 1 WONT T3LL JOHN 4BOUT 1T 1 KNOW TH4TS WH4T YOUR3 WORR13D 4BOUT

Terezi Pyrope

[quotestuck]

EGBERT YOU ARE THICKER THAN THAT HIDEOUS JOKE BOOK YOU WADDLE AROUND WITH.

Karkat Vantas

[quotestuck]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT YET. BUT YOU ARE ABOUT TO START PASSING OUT BUNNIES LIKE THEY'RE CHEAP CIGARS. IT'S GOING TO BE AN EMBARRASSING DISPLAY.

Karkat Vantas

[quotestuck]

You are going to throw whoever is responsible into the slammer. You always call jail the slammer when you are extra angry at crimes.

Narrator

[quotestuck]

i've been busy spending all afternoon shitting around with my stupid sylladex. it's so frustrating.

John Egbert

[quotestuck]

DRAWING IS EASY. DON'T LET ANYONE EVER TELL YOU IT ISN'T. YOU WORK HARD. AND HONE YOUR CRAFT. AND IGNORE THE HATERS. UNTIL YOU ARE IN. "THE ZONE".

Caliborn

[quotestuck]

This note is rich with the aromas of FATHERLY AFTERSHAVES AND COLOGNES.

Narrator

[quotestuck]

also fred savage has a really punchable face

Dave Strider

[quotestuck]

MY LUSUS BROUGHT THINGS HOME THAT SMELLED MORE APPEALING THAN YOU.

Karkat Vantas

[quotestuck]

You ditch the body before Jade sees it. That would probably freak her out.

Narrator

[quotestuck]

game bro is a joke and we both know it.

John Egbert

[quotestuck]

You figure you'll cool it on the time travel for a while. Don't want to see the Dave corpses start to pile up. Especially if one of them winds up being you.

Narrator

[quotestuck]

oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here

Dave Strider

[quotestuck]

In here you keep an array of humorous and mystical ARTIFACTS, each one a devastating weapon in the hands of a SKILLED MAGICIAN or a CUNNING PRANKSTER. You are neither of these things.

Narrator