Mr. Strider, have you considered that what you actually dread is to have your urban rhythms exposed for what they truly are, which is, clinically speaking, just shy of 'da bomb'?
Rose Lalonde
Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

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Sade Olutola
Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes
Sweet Seals For You, Always
styofa doing anything
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
wallacepolsom
Mike Driver
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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oozey mess
NASA
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@quotestuck
Mr. Strider, have you considered that what you actually dread is to have your urban rhythms exposed for what they truly are, which is, clinically speaking, just shy of 'da bomb'?
Rose Lalonde
This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.
Narrator
just one of those little joys in life you take for granted you know this miraculous gift of vision
Dave Strider
1TS OK 1 WONT T3LL JOHN 4BOUT 1T 1 KNOW TH4TS WH4T YOUR3 WORR13D 4BOUT
Terezi Pyrope
EGBERT YOU ARE THICKER THAN THAT HIDEOUS JOKE BOOK YOU WADDLE AROUND WITH.
Karkat Vantas
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT YET. BUT YOU ARE ABOUT TO START PASSING OUT BUNNIES LIKE THEY'RE CHEAP CIGARS. IT'S GOING TO BE AN EMBARRASSING DISPLAY.
Karkat Vantas
You are going to throw whoever is responsible into the slammer. You always call jail the slammer when you are extra angry at crimes.
Narrator
i've been busy spending all afternoon shitting around with my stupid sylladex. it's so frustrating.
John Egbert
DRAWING IS EASY. DON'T LET ANYONE EVER TELL YOU IT ISN'T. YOU WORK HARD. AND HONE YOUR CRAFT. AND IGNORE THE HATERS. UNTIL YOU ARE IN. "THE ZONE".
Caliborn
This note is rich with the aromas of FATHERLY AFTERSHAVES AND COLOGNES.
Narrator
also fred savage has a really punchable face
Dave Strider
MY LUSUS BROUGHT THINGS HOME THAT SMELLED MORE APPEALING THAN YOU.
Karkat Vantas
You ditch the body before Jade sees it. That would probably freak her out.
Narrator
game bro is a joke and we both know it.
John Egbert
You figure you'll cool it on the time travel for a while. Don't want to see the Dave corpses start to pile up. Especially if one of them winds up being you.
Narrator
oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
Dave Strider
In here you keep an array of humorous and mystical ARTIFACTS, each one a devastating weapon in the hands of a SKILLED MAGICIAN or a CUNNING PRANKSTER. You are neither of these things.
Narrator