QTMF‽

Quote That!, muthafuckah‽ This blog is devoted to sharing the funny, interesting, or otherwise insightful quotes I come across in my daily life.

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“Ay... la belleza de lenguaje sin tildes... la ambigüedad entre tu culo y el paso del tiempo...”

- Me (ano vs. año)

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“When I’m older I’m gonna knit... naked... skinny dip naked... Do everything naked!”

- Michelle

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“When I was in Paris, it was like Mexico City part deux!”

- Nicolás

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“Jimmy, I am currently eating fried chicken and drinking kool-aid while writing my final paper for african american studies SO MUCH WIN”

- Mike

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“I’m never gonna give you glowsticks...”

- Melissa (to Me)

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“You must be having fun... the lights are off.”

- Marlowe (walking into the classroom, that I'm sitting alone in, with the lights off)

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“Got a foot fetish AND are Christian? We’ve got a site for you!”

- Marina

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“Of course I’ve seen kittens, I’m from the Internet...”

- Marina

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“You look like you just had an orgasm"

- Maddy (to Me, while we’re working out)

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“Autocannibalism is all the rage.”

- Eddie

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“For he who controls the stuffing... controls the universe”

- Anonymous

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“freak dancing : sex :: waltzing : making love”

- Anonymous

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"I owe this girl back in Hong Kong some porn, so I decided to write some erotica for her"

- Anonymous at the Locus

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This is where I think environmentalism has gone too far...

- Andrew (commenting on the lack of vending machines at UCSC)

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“Oh 90s music videos, where everything was colorful... even the people!”

- Nghiem

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“hahahahahaha -____- i almost just typed "jajaja" fuck you and your spanish laughter jimmy”

- Melissa

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“You’re the prized testes of the family”

- Emily (to Yasha)