ParaCipher

[saltrat88]

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

I am fucking dying

[jumpingjacktrash]

i’ve never heard such a good attenborough impression i’m rolling

[antique-scarecrow]

THIS is how to advertise 

[quweird]

wait this was an aD

[snakes-and-lovers]

im sorry but thr concept of the seventh side being wrath is HILARIOUS and i dont mean that in a mean way just purely the concept of an episode revolving around thomas just getting REAL FUCKING PISSED so much so that a WHOLE NOTHER SIDE shows up is just genuinely so fucking funny to me

[oh-fuck-its-anonymous-deactivat]

“Thomas says fuck [UNCENSORED]”

[raidahblossom]

“REMUS DO NOT MAKE ME USE YOUR MORNING STAR ON YOU”

“JANUS IMMA BOUT TO PUSH YOU DOWN THE STAIRS IN A MINUTE-”

“ROMAN STOP BITCHING FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS”

“VIRGIL GET THE FUCK OUT- I’M TOO PISSED TO BE ANXIOUS”

“NO PATTON, NO LOGAN- I DO NOT WANT TO CALM DOWN”

“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU LIL’ ORANGE SHIt-”

[snakes-and-lovers]

character thomas voice: arent you tired of being nice? dont you just want to go ape shit?

[quweird]

Doth my eyes deceive my? Are my sleepless nights catching up to me? Do I smell *SNiiiiiffffFF* a new fic idea?

[high-ooze]

That cat rant had to be about Remus, that was so specific

[quweird]

Have spent quite the bit looking for this post just to reblog it. And even if it has been half an hour since I last read it, it still doesn't fail to make me love my boys even more.

[thechekhov]

Steven Let’s play a fun game about adventure and mortal peril! What could possibly go wrong? Universe is playing a Warlock who thinks he’s a Sorcerer. 

Why not Bard? you ask

Well…

There was another contender for the position.

[quweird]

Things I noticed:

-each dice from the very first panel is designed to represent each of the crystal gems (including Steven)

-the title of the game is actually “Diamonds and Danger” instead of “Dungeons and Dragons”

-the incredible texture of Garnets hair (a given)

-Peridot. Just Peridot.

[more-incorect-quotes]

Thomas: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one.

Patton: Mood to the max!

Roman: Tubular AF.

Virgil: Groovy, I hate it.

Logan: If she breathes, she’s a square.

[quweird]

Janus: Big Jeebus.

Remus: Gimme some skin Daddy!

[lance-alt]

The Sides are lost. They find themselfes in a familiar and yet unknown place.

They will soon find someone dark. And someone far too shiny and bright... Too innocent.

The Sides meet...

their fanon-selfes

ispired by a conversation with @virgeofwinter!!

[virgeofwinters-deactivated20210]

I love this pft, sounds like a horror story

[lance-alt]

exactly what it is!! >:3

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

f! virgil: aaah oh no please don’t hurt me!!!1!!!1!!!

c! virgil: 

[lance-alt]

this is making me laugh so much pff spare me this is a beautiful addition

feel free to create a thread, at this point

[remusownsmyuwus]

Fanon Logan: oh,,, I am but a Weak Twink with no emotions. Isn't it sad that I'm unable to feel :((

Canon Logan: shut your bitch mouth

[lance-alt]

this shouldn't make me laugh so much

[mayflowers07]

Fanon Remus: I bet I can scream louder then you!

Canon Remus: I’ll take that bet!

The Virgils: Wait no please don’t

Fanon Remus: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Canon Remus: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[star-crossed-shipper]

Fanon Patton: Hi! :D I love cooking things for my fellow sides and am a functional dad

Canon Patton: you cook? *glances behind him at the burning stove from the Game Days with Dad video* so do I :D

[i-am-not-a-dinner-roll]

Canon Patton: Who’s... that?

Fanon Unsympathetic!Patton: *unfeeling smile*

Canon Patton: Oh no there’s two?

Canon Janus, chasing after the knbajillion versions of himself at various points on the moral greyscale, attempting to hide his most sympathetic soft boi self for shame and trying desperately to keep his most unsympathetic self from straight up mind-controlling everyone: ONLY TWO?

[shortnfantastic]

Endgame is the most ambitious crossover-

Fanders: THIS post

Ok then.

[quweird]

Fanon Roman: oOH WOe iS mE i aM A depREssEd anD lOnelY SouL wHO nO oNe cAReS fOR bUt hIdE mY fEElS bEhInd mY aRRogAncE. AlSo dISneY...

Canon Roman: …bitch wtf get out of my head...

i just.... i really feel for my sad boi’s....

[janusander]

i’m 99.99% sure this has been done before, but i saw this come across my dash again and i had to make this

[quweird]

Fate has forced this post upon my screen 4 times, count em’, FOUR times. It is now that I give in.

[lesbianancom-moved]

You can’t spell Remus without US!

But there is no us.

Because Virgil and Janus left.

Welcome back to Watch Mojo where we’ll be counting down our top 10 picks for saddest anime betrayals

[quweird]

Not relogging this for anyone to see, just need this in my Archive. 

[falsehoodx]

himbo rights

(inspired by this post)

[quweird]

Roman is Karen Smith and there is nothing you can say to change my mind.

[quweird]

There’s a Janus in my Anus.

[quweird]

I swear to you, this started out as an innocent doodle. New header I guess

[asterythm]

attention all fander singers!!

okay listen i have an idea for a fander project that’s so crazy it might just work but i need to know that i’ll have enough people before i get started, so please, please please please:

if you’re a fander who enjoys singing (you don’t have to be “good at it”, just enjoy it), please reblog this post and leave a comment (can be as simple as just “me”)!!

and even if you’re not a singer, it would actually mean the absolute world to me if you reblogged this post to signal boost anyway (please, i want an excuse to do this really bad :sob:) – just don’t add any additional comments, please!!

[quweird]

Sure, why not?

[quweird]

For The Dumpster Fire Society (someone get this to @dahlluz)