[craved-deactivated20230908]

“I want excitement; and I don’t care what form it takes or what I pay for it, so long as it makes my heart beat.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via quotemadness)

[ultralifetips]

[573p5]

[adrenaline]

via weheartit

[greatpretending]

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time

[northern-beast-deactivated20180]

My 3 moods

1. hungry as fuck 2. horny as fuck 3. tired as fuck

[bemygoodgirl117]

I want rough sex, not a rough life.

[discreet45]

[bloodmancerr-deactivated]

i never want context

[curlicuecal]

Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

….. :|

Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

[kyraneko]

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.

[anxious-but-whatever-deactivate]

Whatthehickityheck

[sad-plath]

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

[cerberus-albian]

Brush pen practice :P 

[valtsv]

i said, NOTHING fucks with my baby *chainsaw revving sound*

[hobnob-69]

Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

[hobnob-69]

Ignore me I’m on ketamine

[the-real-velma-dinkley]

I wish I had bones

[the-real-daphne-blake]

I wish I had ketamine

[sacredfemininegypsyheart-deacti]

[sitta-pusilla]

[falje-deactivated20180107]

who wants to punch me in the face until i spit blood

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

[dan-draper-deactivated20190415]

tempting

[kindlles]