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and finally not least of all an utterly exhaustive list of things that can't be done

#if you need inspiration boy have you come to the place!! please note: i did not say right place

if you don't like isolation then that's a problem that can be solved by kissing. if you don't like kissing then that's a problem that can be solved by isolation. either way this is EASY

#i wasn't sure this WAS good advice but then i re-read panel 2 and realized it definitely was

such is the nature of this mind-bendingly incredible reveal that one finds oneself beyond the reach of lower, or even mixed-case expression

#next up: a story where earth is kinda in the middle in developing life both in terms of order and also quality #i call this genre normal world but the universe is coo-coo bananas. nobody else calls it this but i do

minutes can happen with any sort of meeting, so the condo context t-rex insisted on supplying is entirely unnecessary. these minutes truly DO feel like hours

#people love a jokester at the legally-mandated annual general meeting of their condominium corporation

if your nibling doesn't enjoy kool-aid sludge, simply offer it to another child, later adopting them as your own

#ryan did you think you were just going to drop the word nibling there in the hover text and not receive comment regarding it #because if so you thought extremely wrong

i can always tell when i'm looking at a line segment that's ACTUALLY a degenerate case of triangle, so don't think you can slip these unreasonably-tall burgers past ME

#food that makes you ask your waiter sir have i offended you in some way

YES PROBABILITY DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY, BUT LOOK: IN THIS CASE, IT JUST DID

#fine FINE i'll do one (1) thing. ONCE. for YOU.

tell enough stories about a someone and you will inevitably hit the Turned Into A Horse episode

#seeing the murders the cops all wanted to Arrest That Horse #sherlock holmes in: foal play #4500 dinosaur comics and it seems fitting that number 4500 is about sherlock holmes and Horse

and once i do learn it, i won't have to fix all my ME issues anymore! plus i'll know how to work many a wood. so clearly everyone wins

#a bit of luck and a bit of guile isn't enough! you need a LOT of luck and need a medium amount of guile!

the next night, a bunch of comets in the night sky spell out "HOITY TOITY CHECK OUT BOISE" and t-rex is SO unimpressed - but also, so CURIOUS

#maybe we were all holding back on photos until we got our faces under control #why are we saying mouth tentacles? why do you need to clarify which of your many tentacles they are?

follow me for more pick-up advice, i'm something of a pick-up artist myself (I have cross-stitched my pick-up advice into very appealing pieces, each is one-of-a-kind and available at the art shows i'm participating in this summer)

#once you've picked up someone sexy lift them eight times and repeat for three sets