Dinosaur Comics!

Dinosaur Comics at qwantz.com! THEY APPEAR HERE, AS IF BY "MAGIC"

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...wait, when the power goes out i DO search my cupboards for horses.  am i not supposed to

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whenever a character in a movie looks through binoculars they should see that old-timey silent film train racing towards them, and THEN, according to KULESHOV, when they lower their binoculars we'll all get to see a reaction to that train.  filmic art, baby

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meet a thousand babies and only four of them will be suckers!  this is good news for anyone whose life has - perhaps through no fault of their own - brought them to circumstances in which they must now absolutely meet one thousand babies

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i have some "regrets"

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getting hate mail from a dog is ruff, ruff, ruff

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the gun-powered mousetrap is precisely the sort of invention you get when you have WAY too many guns and WAY too many mice

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t-rex's fifth sentence in panel three is my affirmation in the mirror every single morning

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in the final analysis we really should've had more blue things lying around in panel five before we tried this, but it's too late for that now!  it's over 23 years too late for that now!!

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i diagnose you with heptacosiaceps.  there's - there's so many of them.  there's ceps EVERYWHERE

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imagine beethoven, but with a sick drop. but be careful because i started doing that once and now i can't stop imagining beethoven but with a sick drop

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to answer your question, yes, he brought utahraptor to his doctor's appointment.  that's what friends do for each other

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it's a very useful word to say on a first date.  speed dating is SO much faster for dinosaurs; this is canon

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alternate last panel is just t-rex posed as always saying "Scarecrows look like this:"

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if you don't want horizontal rows of toppings just rotate your pizza a li'l bit

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they're about to release the Eleventh Edition of coffee and I'm expecting some rule changes affecting the Blood Angels Space Marine coffee division

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where do i get my ideas?  easy.  i think "well, time to have an idea" and then i pick my absolute favourite from the cornucopia that presents itself

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agreement corner has VERY harsh punishments for disagreements, and we all find ourselves forced to agree: they're tough, but fair