Dinosaur Comics! @qwantzfeed - Tumblr Blog

i'll consider art when i'm dead, and since i'm gonna be dead for a LOT longer than i'm alive, living is for filling up that art-consideration tank. to answer your question: no i am NOT interested in discussing my unusual theology any further

#look we ALL wish there was more to life than sprinting through museums as fast as possible but that is really all there is

...wait, when the power goes out i DO search my cupboards for horses. am i not supposed to

#NOW what am i supposed to do with all these 76-gram candles made of pure sperm whale oil??

whenever a character in a movie looks through binoculars they should see that old-timey silent film train racing towards them, and THEN, according to KULESHOV, when they lower their binoculars we'll all get to see a reaction to that train. filmic art, baby

#Hello! This in answer to your question from five minutes ago! Six minutes ago now. Anyways the answer is still no.

meet a thousand babies and only four of them will be suckers! this is good news for anyone whose life has - perhaps through no fault of their own - brought them to circumstances in which they must now absolutely meet one thousand babies

#if you spread misinformation that's a good way to find yourself ensuckerfied #doctors have tests they can do so if you're the sucker that was born in that minute they'll know and then they have to tell your parents

i have some "regrets"

#if it were me i would simply purchase a bed without any wrong sides

getting hate mail from a dog is ruff, ruff, ruff

the gun-powered mousetrap is precisely the sort of invention you get when you have WAY too many guns and WAY too many mice

#they might've had a special tool to clip their nails but it was a worse special tool. THE END

t-rex's fifth sentence in panel three is my affirmation in the mirror every single morning

#god is the inventor of the minced oath and he's real good at it

in the final analysis we really should've had more blue things lying around in panel five before we tried this, but it's too late for that now! it's over 23 years too late for that now!!

#sorry to all dogs. also is this why you're all so into pee? ...don't answer that dogs

i diagnose you with heptacosiaceps. there's - there's so many of them. there's ceps EVERYWHERE

#t-rex goes to the gym one (1) time

imagine beethoven, but with a sick drop. but be careful because i started doing that once and now i can't stop imagining beethoven but with a sick drop