...no one will believe you anyway.

RP blog for John Heartburn from Pressure, personal interpretation. icon credits: just-a-joey

[r0ttingheart]

No longer active.

Keep your messages as sane as possible. Responding is not always guaranteed, Urbanshade is a busy place. Lack of respect and violence towards personnel will result in execution on the spot. So... keep your mouth trained.

[General rules: no NSFW. Creator has no interest in said topic(s). Jokes are alright, but everything else will be ignored.

Ships (romantic or platonic) are okay! 👍

OC interactions are welcome. Preferably something in character for the Pressureverse though. I like some accuracy alongside fun.]

J. Heartburn is often just nicknamed "Guard" for ease, unless other guardsmen are mentioned. Also he/him, but he has better things to worry about. Or, lack care for.

Additional

mod speaks like this! messier writing and uncolored text. mod is also usually commenting in tags, not john himself!

John speaks like this. If talking in comments the typing style will be clear (if not, will be specified)

Sometimes, a certain someone lingers... ⚡️

PLEASE tag me in content whether it be fanart for this blog or operation heartburn stuff overall i ADORE BEING SHOWED THINGS!!! DONT BE SHY

heavily encouraged interactions (long roleplays are very welcome always)

dms for roleplay details (or other inquiries) always open!

[r0ttingheart]

It’s sad with everything that happened, I hope you’re doing okay.

Though I will say a personal interpretation of hq and Jhon sounds awesome.

But seriously I hope you’re doing okay

im better now, thank you! i hope you are too u_u

and it is awesome, heh....

[r0ttingheart]

Saluting you, mod.

🫡💚⚡️

[r0ttingheart]

im sad to announce this blog will no longer be up and running. i feel like im gonna vomit anytime i remember the project leader of pressure at all.

on a more positive note! im pretty sure im just gonna take john and my intepretations of hq and expendable and turn them into personal characters. most of the writing i did for them is straight up mine, when i worked with the little crumbs we got from the game. im thinking of moving them to the SCP world but unsure what i'll fully do with them yet

in any case, if you people still wanna keep in contact or just need a friend my main is @quacksel. feel free to bother me with asks! i love you all and what you guys did for this blog, and take care 💚⚡️

as always, support rape victims and never keep silent about them. i say this as someone who's grown rather paranoid in the aspect of weirdos looking at me.

[r0ttingheart]

Dog (:

doggy!! ❤️

[isa-s0l4c33-05]

MOD:

hi everybody!

Seeing as most other pressure rp blogs are making statements, i figured it’d be correct to do the same. In advance I apologize for not making this sooner, I was in school when all the information came out and needed time to read through the document published by Ren when school ended.

To be honest, i have no idea what to do with this blog. It’s been very fun playing Isaias, especially since admittedly he’s always been a favorite of mine since the day he got revealed. But seeing the type of people Zeal and the Pressure Dev team is allegedly, it feels wrong in a way to keep this blog running or active during this or even afterwards.

Regardless, my full support goes to Ren/Nolongernull. Please, if you have the time to, share your support towards them and do not harass either side of this. While Zeal’s actions are deplorable and I honestly hate the guy with an extreme passion, harassment does nothing to help a situation.

In the meantime, this account will be on hiatus. Thank you, and sorry this response is so long.

- N

[official-hq]

I have just heard about what happened between Zeal and Ren (NoLongerNull) - and I do not know if I am going to keep this blog running. It disgusts me to my core and to think this blog with the character I am portraying comes from the game he made makes me sick.

I am highly unsure about deleting this blog but what I have just read makes me absolutely fucking feral with rage no one deserves this and if this blog in any way shape or form is supporting Zeal I will delete it.

[r0ttingheart]

posts here may or may not be halted, the situation that just dropped with zeal and his former composer nolongernull/ren is making me sick. i dont know what to do with this blog yet.

[r0ttingheart]

there was a literal block of dirt with mushrooms all over it in the cafeteria today and i touched it and told my friends that im scared of it and a lunch monitor heard me and pointed at me then walked away im so scared am i on his hitlist now is he going to assassinate me

Lunch monitor....??? Why are you guys being monitored at lunch... ⚡️

[r0ttingheart]

You ever want to like- remove your spine and like wring it then put it back because it won't pop when you stretch(and feels like it definitely does)?

You'll wish for that more as you get older.

[official-hq]

CURSE OF RA 𓃭𓅱𓅃𓈎𓇋𓂋𓈎𓅂𓈖𓃭𓇌 𓅃𓄿𓋴𓈖𓏏 𓅂𓇨𓊪𓅂𓎢𓏏𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓇌𓅱𓅲 𓏏𓅱 𓏏𓂋𓄿𓈖𓋴𓃭𓄿𓏏𓅂 𓏏𓋴 NAVI AI 𓅃𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓉔𓅂𓃭𓃭𓋴 𓎼𓅱𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓅱𓈖 𓎢𓄿𓈖 𓏏𓅂𓃭𓃭 𓅓𓅂 𓊪𓃭𓅂𓄿𓋴𓅂 𓅃𓉔𓇌 𓇋𓅓 𓋴𓅃𓇋𓏏𓎢𓉔𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓆑𓄿𓋴𓏏𓅂𓂋 𓅱𓈖 𓏏𓆯 𓇋𓅓 𓃀𓃭𓄿𓎢𓈎 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓈖 𓇋𓅓 𓅃𓉔𓇋𓏏𓅂 𓈖𓅱 𓋴𓅱𓅓𓅂𓏏𓉔𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓇋𓋴𓈖𓏏 𓂋𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏𓅓𓇌 𓅂𓈖𓅂𓅓𓇌𓋴 𓇋𓈖𓆯𓇋𓋴𓇋𓃀𓃭𓅂 𓇋𓂧𓈎 𓉔𓅱𓅃 𓆑𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊𒀀 𒀁 𒀂 𒀃 𒀄 𒀅 𒀆 𒀇 𒀈 𒀉 𒀊 𒀋 𒀌 𒀍 𒀎 𒀏 𒀐 𒀑 𒀒 𒀓 𒀔 𒀕 𒀖 𒀗 𒀘 𒀙 𒀚 𒀛 𒀜 𒀝 𒀞 𒀟 𒀠 𒀡 𒀢 𒀣 𒀤 𒀥 𒀦 𒀧 𒀨 𒀩 𒀪 𒀫 𒀬 𒀭 𒀮 𒀯 𒀰 𒀱 𒀲 𒀳 𒀴 𒀵 𒀶 𒀷 𒀸 𒀹 𒀺 𒀻 𒀼 𒀽 𒀾 𒀿 𒁀 𒁁 𒁂 𒁃 𒁄 𒁅 𒁆 𒁇 𒁈 𒁉 𒁊 𒁋 𒁌 𒁍 𒁎 𒁏 𒁐 𒁑 𒁒 𒁓 𒁔 𒁕 𒁖 𒁗 𒁘 𒁙 𒁚 𒁛 𒁜 𒁝 𒁞 𒁟 𒁠 𒁡

NAVI: It seems they are quoting a well known song called "ECHO" by Crusher-P and Gumi English.

"...I am actually surprised you have Egyptian Hieroglyphic translators encoded."

[r0ttingheart]

....WHAT. WHAT HQ SAID.

[official-hq]

NAVI: And the second half is Cuneiform. Cannot directly be translated into words. ... Why are you so surprised, Guard? I am an all knowing AI after all.

[r0ttingheart]

I guess it's just... nevermind. Cool to me.

[official-hq]

CURSE OF RA 𓃭𓅱𓅃𓈎𓇋𓂋𓈎𓅂𓈖𓃭𓇌 𓅃𓄿𓋴𓈖𓏏 𓅂𓇨𓊪𓅂𓎢𓏏𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓇌𓅱𓅲 𓏏𓅱 𓏏𓂋𓄿𓈖𓋴𓃭𓄿𓏏𓅂 𓏏𓋴 NAVI AI 𓅃𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓉔𓅂𓃭𓃭𓋴 𓎼𓅱𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓅱𓈖 𓎢𓄿𓈖 𓏏𓅂𓃭𓃭 𓅓𓅂 𓊪𓃭𓅂𓄿𓋴𓅂 𓅃𓉔𓇌 𓇋𓅓 𓋴𓅃𓇋𓏏𓎢𓉔𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓆑𓄿𓋴𓏏𓅂𓂋 𓅱𓈖 𓏏𓆯 𓇋𓅓 𓃀𓃭𓄿𓎢𓈎 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓈖 𓇋𓅓 𓅃𓉔𓇋𓏏𓅂 𓈖𓅱 𓋴𓅱𓅓𓅂𓏏𓉔𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓇋𓋴𓈖𓏏 𓂋𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏𓅓𓇌 𓅂𓈖𓅂𓅓𓇌𓋴 𓇋𓈖𓆯𓇋𓋴𓇋𓃀𓃭𓅂 𓇋𓂧𓈎 𓉔𓅱𓅃 𓆑𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊𒀀 𒀁 𒀂 𒀃 𒀄 𒀅 𒀆 𒀇 𒀈 𒀉 𒀊 𒀋 𒀌 𒀍 𒀎 𒀏 𒀐 𒀑 𒀒 𒀓 𒀔 𒀕 𒀖 𒀗 𒀘 𒀙 𒀚 𒀛 𒀜 𒀝 𒀞 𒀟 𒀠 𒀡 𒀢 𒀣 𒀤 𒀥 𒀦 𒀧 𒀨 𒀩 𒀪 𒀫 𒀬 𒀭 𒀮 𒀯 𒀰 𒀱 𒀲 𒀳 𒀴 𒀵 𒀶 𒀷 𒀸 𒀹 𒀺 𒀻 𒀼 𒀽 𒀾 𒀿 𒁀 𒁁 𒁂 𒁃 𒁄 𒁅 𒁆 𒁇 𒁈 𒁉 𒁊 𒁋 𒁌 𒁍 𒁎 𒁏 𒁐 𒁑 𒁒 𒁓 𒁔 𒁕 𒁖 𒁗 𒁘 𒁙 𒁚 𒁛 𒁜 𒁝 𒁞 𒁟 𒁠 𒁡

NAVI: It seems they are quoting a well known song called "ECHO" by Crusher-P and Gumi English.

"...I am actually surprised you have Egyptian Hieroglyphic translators encoded."

[r0ttingheart]

....WHAT. WHAT HQ SAID.

[r0ttingheart]

taco bell im gonna steal yor wife

That's not the first time I heard that... don't blame you, but she's mine HEHEHEEEEH⚡️

[r0ttingheart]

Gooddnigfhttr John I will daydream of things to draw you and hq doing

I see... goodnight. :)

[r0ttingheart]

Crucrucrucrurt, how’s your wife

Wife is goodddd.... and very pretty as always.... ://) ⚡️

[r0ttingheart]

Hey sir cunt can you punch John for me

Not with that nickname 🖕⚡️

What for? T_T

[r0ttingheart]

So, just a question for both you and Circuit, why in an entities name would a guard have a damn glitter bomb?

[There's glitter in their fur, mostly their face and neck]

Wh. WHAT LMFAOOO OMG. YOU LOOK HORRID. I'm not responsible for this one 😂⚡️

Oh my lord. Sparkle on... ✨️