sawed-off genius

|| Ashlea || 24 || 🖤🔘⚪️💜 || ISTP || Aries || "What?! Go on adventures? Explore the galaxy? You must be short-circuiting again! We are droids, after all… Nothing exciting ever happens to us!"

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[weezercruise]

ahhhhhhhh ……. so peasful (explosions) (cartoonish screaming) aaaahhh … 

[dankxsinatra]

[fortooate]

hate paper straws ooh it’s biodegradable yeah i know because it’s biodefuckingrading in my coffee asshole

[wiseposting]

We need meat straws

[fortooate]

they posted this and then deleted…

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

100k slowburn but it’s just two people going from work friends to real friends

[tikivt]

spheal!

[viktor-sbor]

How the commercial is shot

[handmedownpocketpussy]

[valtsv]

Is tumblr like… a really slow public discord to you?

tumblr is like a saw trap for me

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

btw vampires represent queerness . and they also represent the urge to just bite people

[bimboid]

[n-award]

real estate agents taking the piss why even bother uploading a 75 pixel wide floor plan

[unofficial-horse-extract]

Misingno

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

Camellia sinensis, Chinese variety, 十八学士shi ba xue shi (eighteen scholars)

[clonehub]

clone trooper that paints his leg armor to look like pants

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

His name is Jorts

[clonehub]

thank you for drawing the best thing ive ever seen

[pukicho]

One time my card declined at a subway and I literally watched them eat my sandwich in front of me.

[pukicho]

Im not sure why you guys think this is a bad thing. This is justice in its purest form.

[memewhore]

[weaver-z]

Not to get serious about a meme, but Morbius should have been a comedy. The idea of vampirism being the only way to cure a chronic illness is extremely funny. Imagine being in a support group with this goth guy and one day he's like "Ummm... hi guys... I'm not going to be coming to meetings anymore :/" and you're like "Aww, why not, Morbius?" and he. Sorry I can't finish this I wrote the word Morbius one too many times and started laughing too hard to continue

[hoofpeet]

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

[eternal-fractal]

Ho oh

[dkpsyhog]

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

[eternal-fractal]

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

[dkpsyhog]

In the kindest way possible, fuck you