hiatus

“and if you complain once more”

[r4spb3rr13s]

“you’ll meet an army of me”

- army of me by bjork

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♱ reqs : closed until summer 👀

♱ masterlist ::: dni%byf ::: about me ::: req rules

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♱ what’s holly doing? fucking a levels bruh

♱ what’s she working on? nothing rn im so sorry

♱ who’s she thinking bout rn? bakugou 💔💔

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i’m always happy to talk to people so don’t be afraid to come into my asks to just chat abt random shit!!

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♱ previous blogs: oof-she-needs-therapy, woah-she’s-a-hoe-for-aran, thedevilsdaywear, it’s-just-one-big-fuckup

♱ quotev acc (released a creepypasta x reader called reborn!): justonebigscrewup

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FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[kawaiiibunnii]

I'm so tired of writers making the reader a bird 😭 like some writers make reader male centered asf and have zero respect for herself, and it's genuinely SO annoying, I actually cannot stand fanfics like that bro. 💔💔

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[snail-sies]

High school AU

[nic0altine-sh0ts]

ehehe biker tim and brian

[cliterallydonewiththis]

"i hate it when a thing of bleach falls on me"

-Jeff the killer probably

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[71x2]

this is like the funniest pic to come out of the world cup 😭

[03012003]

i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain

[r4spb3rr13s]

keir starmer banning social media for under 16s will never stop the kids getting to ao3. where there is a screen there is way.

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[r4spb3rr13s]

okay so backrooms was peak now where tf is my creepypasta or marble hornets movie 😍😍

[r4spb3rr13s]

do i

a) re-read spill your guts for the 13th time, or

b) actually find new creepypasta fics to read

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[thaumbody]

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Always reblog the potato.

[wreneddieilysm]

Rebloged.

[rubberycarotid]

you guys remember eyeless jack playing dominoes with the monkees right??

[mrsblaileen]

heian sukuna would love a fat wife. nsfw 18+ mdni. mlist

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he reveres each roll, each plump curve as a sign of wealth and prosperity. he’s not materialistic, nor is he one to care for societies opinions in the slightest, but he’s also not blind to the way people stare, and the way that they talk. if nothing else, he’s prideful - and that pride filters down to his wife, for is she not an extension of him? irrevocably his in the same way the fresh buds blooming in the garden are, etched in his image like the gilded halls of his temple. belonging to him as innately as each of his muscled limbs do.

he hears the servants chatter; look how well fed the kings darling pet is, how cared for and doted on she must be. their eyes follow you as you walk, delicate and barefooted, draped in the finest silks and jewels. freshly bathed and painted in a healthy flush, with your skin oiled and glowing as you lounge and eat freshly picked fruits from the garden. you eat with fervour, with pleasure, letting the sweet juice coat your fingers, slip in glistening dribbles down your chin and past the dip of your throat until he prowls across the garden and licks you clean, one great hand planted firmly over the swell of your belly.

he keeps you that way, pampered and plump and fertile. well fed and well bred always.