you don’t need a license to drive a sandwich

del, 24, she/her. no solicitation (except tamale lady)

[irradiatedsnakes]

drawing phineas and ferb as pairs of siblings from more dramatic shows is the height of comedy to me

[irradiatedsnakes]

[gay--dog]

and i find it kinda yummy. i find it kinda snacks

[kiunlo]

[threedollarsdotcom]

tired of this shit lets add pvp to laundry

[bajablastoises-deactivated20260]

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Lazy Italian Girl (1757) by Jean Baptiste Greuze

[beelzebuf0]

[despaircrossing]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Writing would be so much easier if I didn't have youtube or computer games Right There.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Derin you can get timed apps to block -- " No. I don't want to block them. They're too fun.

[hrrkikshoard]

Me when I block myself from my games.

[nolsdoods]

a quiet afternoon

[lowpolyanimals]

Pig from Charlotte's Web

[theehorsepusssy]

[girlvasectomy]

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[cryptotheism]

Listen I am highly critical of psychology as a science and an industry, but it is usually better than going to see an actual wizard.

[cryptotheism]

Maybe it's just because I live in LA, but I have in fact met people who say shit like "Therapy doesn't work, that's why I pay out of pocket to see the druid."

[hp-up]

Pokémon Winds/Waves

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[thunderstruck9]

Prins Eugen (Swedish, 1865-1947), Utanför staden [On the outskirts of the town], 1910. Oil on canvas, 50 x 70 cm.

[busket]

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together