vintage shitfit it is

nic | they/them | 24 | estj | latinx | dave strider owns my ass

[cubert]

I return with more niche bullshit

[beanbagbuddies4life]

Manny the Manatee

Born June 8, 1995

Manny is sometimes called a sea cow She likes to twirl and likes to bow Manny sure is glad you bought her Because it’s so lonely under water!

She's got trading cards!

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[dragon-png]

[apariciummmnul]

I just saw the banana on a wall artwork. Made me really think deep, what does count as art..

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[heartseeker]

i think about “ham and bean” on the daily

[rookdaw]

You cannot save her

You cannot save her

You cannot save her

[mandi-bul]

Révolution girl

[beebfreeb]

Symbols

[omtai]

goodnight sweetiepees. Fat-tailed Dunnart to keep you company

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[vintage-tigre]

[sexchangedotcom]

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

[sexchangedotcom]

i can't seem to find my baby

[unification]

tuesday morning fat hource