DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!

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[rabbbitything]

It's Looney Bird!!

just a silly little guy!! just a silly funny little guy!!!!!! just a funny little skrunkly little g

forced to eat cement fruits and nuts as a child

let him talk about computers to you

please stick your fingers into my enclosure i promise i won't bite

probably does not know what a shower is. if he does he doesn't care

[rabbbitything]

Watching the talk about sleeping in dumpsters safely from the comfort of the oil drum he lives in.

[technolocks]

A quick scan of her surroundings…ones she’d not thought about for months now, back home. Or perhaps it was only just a day? Whatever the case, memory floods her mind all at once when the realization hits.

“AH! Aha! I’m in Spirale again!! My sweet, enigmatic interdimensional nexus! What new mysteries do you have for me? Will I finally untie this impossible knot and crack open the code to recreating your phenomenal universe-dipping potential, harnessing it for the good of everybody who’s even once thought about how unfair it is they can’t even pop in back home for a visit? Or will I once more be lost in a labyrinthine pursuit of progress only to reach dead end after dead end for myself and potentially the world? Ooooh, I can’t WAIT to see what you’ve got!!”

Well, good to know she was still capable of yelling aloud about her scientific inquiry with no active audience nearby.

[rabbbitything]

"Wait wait wait! Hold the phone!!!"

"What's all this about interdimensionality?"

[spinattacks]

     “How ethical is it to eat coffee beans straight from the can? I might      know someone who does this and it’s been buggin’ me for weeks!”

     “Like, sure, it’s probably safe to eat coffee beans but morally, is      it right? I feel like that toes the fine line, y’know?”

[rabbbitything]

"I don't see the problem with it. Cuts out the middle man!"

[fadedpagesandworldstages]

╰┈➤ STARTER PROMPTS : Assorted Gravity Falls Quotes a set of starter prompts, all from the show ! * some edited slightly for context

❝ you shouldn’t have. really. you shouldn’t have. ❞ ❝ [ name ] , you are a delight. ❞ ❝ can’t argue with dr. medicine. ❞ ❝ oh, it’s just my box of mysterious secrets. goodbye forever ! ❞ ❝ not even going to acknowledge. ❞ ❝ i just want to be included . . . ❞ ❝ does mortality really compare to being the high score on a video game ? ❞ ❝ you just read my mind. ❞ ❝ you ! you’re the one who prank called me earlier ! ❞ ❝ [ name ] is the worst, and that’s not jealousy talking. i’d say that to their face. ❞ ❝ help ! my face is on fire ! ❞ ❝ i think i’m picking up radio signals in my head. ❞ ❝ that sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn’t want you to do. good thing i’m an [ uncle / aunt / not a parent ] ! ❞ ❝ remember, bats are more afraid of you than you are of them. maybe i’m thinking of ducklings. ❞ ❝ think about it. the more painful or difficult a chore is, the more likely i’ll have to do it. ❞ ❝ it’s one of life’s great mysteries, like whether or not you can lick your own elbow. ❞ ❝ like the infinite horizon, it eludes my grasp. ❞ ❝ non - specific excuse ! ❞ ❝ more moving ? yes ! i love motion ! ❞ ❝ opening and closing doors is fun ! ❞ ❝ boy, you sure are gullible ! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah ? well, you’re a stink face ! ❞ ❝ that’s why i’m hard on them. to toughen them up — so that when the world fights, they fight back. ❞ ❝ who told you that ? don’t listen to them ! ❞ ❝ enough games ! ❞ ❝ you thought they were joking ? you know [ name ] ’s jokes are terrible ! ❞ ❝ finally, after all these years . . . ❞ ❝ it’s so dark, how will we ever find them ? ❞ ❝ a fire hazard ? no. it’s a fun hazard. ❞ ❝ you think you’re so clever, don’t you ? you have no idea what you’re up against. ❞ ❝ i think i’m kind of adventure - d out for a while. ❞ ❝ i’m not here ! ❞ ❝ wow, is it hot out here, or is it just them ? ❞ ❝ i have always wanted to do that ! ❞ ❝ the inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand ! ❞ ❝ i did mention that the fate of the universe is at stake, didn't i ? ❞ ❝ hurry ! we haven't much time ! ❞

[bigshot]

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[rabbbitything]

"Boy, do I! Show me whatcha got, funny puppet man!"

[isolaradiale]

i just barely missed the run :augh: but HI HELLO without any prior reserve I'd like to app looney bird from the rock-afire explosion!! you can find my app under /app :] thanks!!!

Welcome to chilly Isola Radiale, Looney Bird!

You’ll be staying in APARTMENT 308!

You will be given your oil drum.

Enjoy your stay!

– ⋆ canopus.

[feliciteacup]

why is this so funny

[avengerchuck]

I drew this in a rush but here are some Looney Birds and a vision headcanon. On a related note, for context, I keep forgetting that “Looney Bird uses any pronouns” is not a universally accepted fact…

[dolenz-harrison-girl-deactivate]

what a cutie !

[snarkyfarren]

Howdy folks, I'm Billy Bob; that's three B's, two L's, a' I, a' Y and n' O! And this here's the Looney Biiiiird!

[iamscarychuckecheese]

Day 5 & 6 - Walkaround & Pumpkins

Wednesdays always kick me right in the ass

[breaou]

They’re my favorites * scratches my ass *