bisexual terminator

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[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[draegmuth]

I don't think Shane and Ilya would change their surnames after marriage. They are both iconic individuals. Rozanov has his move. Hollander has become a brand of its own. It's much hotter to be Hollander & Rozanov than a single unit surname.

[fixielixie]

[restless and horny] how do i inflict this onto shane hollander

[fireknightqueelign]

invading shadowrealm mcdonalds do any of mine allies want anything?

[chromaticabrasions]

open rp

oh boy it is sure cold out here i wish a nice warmblooded human would invite me into their house to warm up becuz it is too cold out here for my also human blood in my human body so i need to be in a house with someone else with warm human blood oh boy

[wizardarchetypes]

hiiiiii <3 i live in a barn : )

[chromaticabrasions]

hello friend! may i step into your lovely barn and also do u happen to have warm human blood inside of you? smiles so sweetly at u

[wizardarchetypes]

i have the regular kind of blood. you can sleep in one of the stalls. what do you eat? is it timothy? we have a lot of that. i can put a bunch in one of those net bags for you.

[chromaticabrasions]

u…. u have timothy? lots of timothy ? for me? and i can sleep in a stall ;w; woaw…. no body has shown me this much kindness for two thousand years

[wizardarchetypes]

wwooooaaahhhh hold on. 2 thousand years? you're not a vampire are you....

[chromaticabrasions]

[oh no,,,, if he finds out that im a vampire and originally planned to kill him and suck his blood he might take back the hand of friendship he extended to me!]

i meant 2 years

im actually a very articulate horse. neighhh whinny etc 🐴

[wizardarchetypes]

Hmmm let me take a better look at you to be sure...

Well, there's always more room for another horse in here! Please, come in and enjoy some of this delicious timothy <3

(I pet your nose gently)

[chromaticabrasions]

*tearing up* thank you i love you i’ll be the best horse for you i promise i love you

[wizardarchetypes]

[now aware that this is a vampire but i assume they have something going on probably related back to their childhood so i'll let them pretend to be a horse until they're ready]

i love you too

[draegmuth]

hi im timothy

[kaijuerotica]

[shane voice] ok so i'm the pool boy and you're the older property owner who likes to ogle me while sipping lemonade

[ilya voice] with a little umbrella?

[shane voice] of course with a fucking umbrella. anyway

[nextchapter]

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[hollanderthoughts]

What can I say he made my hookup apartment feel like a hookup HOME <3

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[fuckrozanov]

thank god i didn’t kill myself bc i never would’ve had my life changed my some guy named Shane

[boitterfly]

[liminalbeauty]

[lucylehane]

Heated Rivalry, p. 236

[isolabellz]

ilya’s birthday surprise

[gaynehollander]

I think Shane coming hands free the first time he was fucked genuinely made Ilya feel insane. Like, here is your league-mandated rival, he skates like a god, he has the media eating out of the palm of his hand, he commands the room without even seeming to realise his power, he is fucking gorgeous, he drops to his knees at the slightest prompting, he moans like a whore, and, oh! he also fucking spurts all over himself just from having your dick in his ass. Have fun trying to content yourself with fucking literally anyone else for the rest of your life!

[draegmuth]

*suddenly hit with a vision* Ilya is a single dad to a cutie pie daughter who is starting hockey, and Shane is her hockey coach. They flirt a bunch and once they finally fuck Shane calls Ilya "daddy" without meaning to. Yeah.

[finelytaylored]

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