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Liberal Memes

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Funny Political Memes

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[phpoetry]

You kept saying “we’re gonna be okay”

And you’re right,

We were,

Just not together.

Because it’s come to a point

Where it’s much easier to put out our fire

Than to ignite it anymore.

P.H.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“I’m learning to love the sound of my feet walking away from things not meant for me.”

— Unknown

[rabbidbunny23]

If you ever meet the ghost that wrote this,

I hope she has learned how to live again.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The reason our imaginary friends went away is because we forgot to vaccinate them

[just-shower-thoughts]

If two virgins have sex, they take each other’s virginity, so technically they still have virginity, it’s just not theirs.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People aren’t always bragging. Sometimes they’re just hoping you’ll be proud of them.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Men receive too many DMs from horny strangers that aren’t real people, and women receive too many DMs from horny strangers that are unfortunately very real people.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the gasoline tax was applied to the car manufacturer instead of the driver, we’d have the most fuel efficient cars ever

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Earth’s climate is probably only changing because we’ve stopped throwing virgins into volcanos. It’s probably worth picking human sacrifice back up just in case.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Antarctica probably has the highest average iq of any continent due to the scientist population there.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Humans are considerably more dangerous when they’re wearing shoes.

[politijohn]