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❛ Ah, yes! You want to be just like Rabbid Mario! But only ONE of us can look THIS good in casual alternatives to pants! ❜

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> Independent & Selective, dash only...for now... > Open to any fandom, verse, and all sorts of OCs > Post Sparks of Hope so spoilers abound! > Check the Carrd here for rules, about, and everything

#( don't faint at THESE biceps || self-promo )#nintendo rp #mario rp #indie rp #video game rp #rabbid rp #rayman rp #ubisoft rp #//last one is just in case #//and if anybody sends anon hate for wanting to rp a rabbid #//read the blog title

//*RUNS BACK IN HERE* Soooo...

1.) Been busy with rl and I hate it and feel ashamed for it. I’m so sorry, buddies.

2.) Fuck-a you, p//orn b//ots.

3.) Pizza Tower finally released. BUY IT. BUY IT RIGHT NOW. I’M GOING INSANE. IT’S SUPER GOOD AND I’M GLAD IT FINALLY RELEASED AFTER 1000 YEARS. AND I WANNA RP PEPPINO BUT THERE’S ALREADY A STELLAR ONE HERE AND I DON’T WANT TO CAUSE A RUCKUS--

In short, I’m tempted on just making a multi-muse just to round up all my lads and mess around with a few others but I need to do a lot of planning first.

#( out of overalls || ooc )#//also i'm keeping santa rabbid mario for now #//its too cute

//Apologies for more silence here. Been a busy bunny recently with it being insane at work and also the holidays with my sister that I haven’t seen since before the plague has struck the world. I see those asks about Christmas and I’ll be able to answer them in the new year since my next day off where I can chill and not stress out extremely is literally January 1st.

I hope you all had a wonderful holiday and have a happy start to 2023, friends.

#( out of overalls || ooc )#//santa rabbid mario will stay until then #//the icon is cute and i'll miss it

One person is concerned about those alien sightings:

What if the aliens come back?? D:

❛ Then they got ME t’ go through. No alien is goin’ to take anybody on my watch. ❜

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BUT THEN:

Oh yes. There's a flying saucer out there lifting creatures everywhere and taking them somewhere. But at least it's bringing them back so it's nothing to worry about, right?

❛ Wait, why kidnap folks JUST go bring ‘em back? Sounds counterproductive but guess I can’t complain ‘bout that. They better not come after me though. ❜

#( who are you? || anon )#( rabbid mario's ama || asks )#//shoving them both into the same post just because

❛ ...wait, there were alien abductions goin’ on? ❜

#( in the mustache! || ic )#( watchin' while workin' out || dash )#//me and rabbid mario coming in hours late with a pizza:

Repost, don’t reblog. List a Pokémon move (or 2) for each type that applies to your muse(s).

🍞 [ NORMAL ] Strength/Double Hit

🥊 [ FIGHTING ] Close Combat/Counter

🦢 [ FLYING ] Acrobatics

🧪 [ POISON ] Poison Jab

⛰️ [ GROUND ] Dig

💎 [ ROCK ] Wide Guard

🐞 [ BUG ] First Impression

👻 [ GHOST ] Rage Fist/Shadow Punch

🔪 [ STEEL ] Meteor Mash/Mach Punch

🔥 [ FIRE ] Fire Punch

🌊 [ WATER ] Jet Punch/Surging Strikes

🌿 [ GRASS ] Wood Hammer

⚡ [ ELECTRIC ] Plasma Fists/Thunder Punch

🔮 [ PSYCHIC ] Agility

🧊 [ ICE ] Ice Hammer/Ice Punch

🐉 [ DRAGON ] Dragon Dance/Dual Chop

💀 [ DARK ] Taunt/Comeuppance

🌸 [ FAIRY ] Play Rough

#( a so-called 'may-may' || memes )#( watchin' while workin' out || dash )#//this was tough for a few types actually #//like i had more than three to choose from for normal #//and fighting definitely #//luckily he punches a lot and there are a lot of punching moves in the games

//Oh boy, oh no. I’m going through IT again.

Psychonauts fever and Oleander appreciation/sobbing following that. He’s such a great character. AAAAAAA--

#( out of overalls || ooc )#//me a fool: i'll watch somebody's streams of psychonauts 1 & 2 while working #//now i'm thinking about that egg shaped lad again #//lord forgive me i'm going back to the old me

An important question from an anon that needs to be answered:

So how much CAN you bench?

❛ A LOT. It’s somewhere in the two--no, THREE digits. I know that’s impressive and you’re free t’ drool ova my muscles. I won’t stop ya. ❜

#( who are you? || anon )#( rabbid mario's ama || asks )#//i haven't fully cemented it yet #//but i want to put him at a believable level #//where he can lift a human character BARELY for a short while #//but not be a complete monster #//like if mario needs help reaching a shelf he can hold him up a bit before he huffs and puffs #//as he denies that he's getting tired and tries his best regardless because he's cool #//but even then his punches are insanely strong #//side note: his number game isn't the strongest so he's not being vague on purpose

muse feelings & indicators

bold for usually, italics for sometimes

happiness. being unable to stop smiling. laughter. bear hugs. happy tears. waving arms around. dancing. contently sighing. eyes twinkling. laughter lines. childlike playfulness. skipping. talking more. affection. cracking more jokes than usual. gesturing more when talking. higher pitched voice. squealing. jumping around. clapping.

sadness. tearing up. self-hugging. one-arm cross. an aching chest. scratchy throat. a runny nose. turning away. deep breaths. quivery smiles. crying. infantile sobbing. hands gripping each other or an object. covering mouth. puffy eyes. eyes appear red. voice breaking. a distant or empty stare. monotone voice. asking for comfort. faking a smile. crumbling. shaking. whimpering. abusing an unhealthy habit. withdrawing from others. big teary eyes. doing something even if it could hurt them.

anger. furrowed brows. baring teeth. passive-aggressive comments. avoiding eye contact. sarcasm. headache. sore muscles. hiding clenched fists. irritability. jumping to conclusions. raising voice. going silent. demanding immediate action. keeping it all in until exploding. body tensing. making risky decisions. middle finger.

fear. wanting to flee or hide. what-ifs. images of what-could-be flashing in mind. uncontrollable trembling. rapid breathing. screaming. a skewed sense of time. irritability. keeping silent. denying fear. turning away from the cause. pretending to be brave. nail-biting. lip-biting. scratching skin. a joking tone but a voice that cracks. fainting. insomnia. panic attacks. exhaustion. substance abuse. tics. rushing adrenaline. face draining of colour. hair lifting on the back of the neck. feeling rooted to the spot. making body as small as possible. staring but not seeing. crying. a shrill voice. whispering. gripping something or someone. stuttering. flinching at noises. pleading.

exhaustion. constantly yawning. slurring words together. dark circles or lines under eyes. mood swings. hallucinations. calling people by the wrong name. dizziness. denying they’re tired. slow blinking. trouble concentrating. stumbling. leaning on a doorframe for support. sluggish movements. falling asleep someplace that isn’t a bed. becoming irritated by the smallest things. “i’m awake, i’m fine”. shaking so bad they spill their drink. fall asleep in their clothes. lay their head on the table because they’re so tired. passing out.

Tagged by: Nobody! Just thought it would be fun.

Tagging: Are you looking at this now? Then you gotta do it.

#( a so-called 'may-may' || memes )#( lift weights for tone not muscle mass || musing )

Adoring fan, @minnesotamedic186, has a question regarding his chilly past:

I'm guessing after your, *ahem*, experience in the Sherbet Desert(likebeingfrozentwice) wouldn't make you too fond of the cold would it?

❛ I’m-a fine with the cold! I just got a bit...uh, unlucky. Twice. In the same-a day. Definitely will never happen again. Don’t worry your lil’ head, paisano. ❜

#minnesotamedic186 #( rabbid mario's ama || asks )#//not shown: rabbid mario takes rabbid weeg's challenge of a polar bear swim at pristine peaks #//and he gets frozen again #//he never learns

❛ So I don’t do nuthin’ for a while and NOW all the hot women follow me on their totally legit empty blogs with weird lookin’ urls? ...y’know what? I’m fine with that. ❜

#( in the mustache! || ic )#( watchin' while workin' out || dash )#//checking in before i get back to it #//and seeing two sus blogs in my activity feed #//HMMMM

deezeyrabbidy-deactivated202602

Boy, he sure does have a type...

#( lift weights for tone not muscle mass || musing )#//LIKE LEGIT #//he has a type #//but not feeling this with momma though...#//i'm ashamed of him #//momma's design is *chef kiss*

//Wanted to hop in and apologize for nothing much going on recently. Stuff irl has been a bit much and has been leaving me with very little RP energies. I’m slowly regaining it and should be back soon enough. Especially since my boy and his friends won AN AWARD RECENTLY. YOOOOOO--

#( out of overalls || ooc )#//i'm so happy for davide and the rest of his team #//they worked hard on this and poured a lot of love into the game #//it's good to see them get recognition

❛ Wait, Bowser is WHAT-- ❜

#( no thoughts; head empty || crack )#//the obligatory 'bowser is coming' reaction #//BUT OOOH THAT NEW TRAILER FOR THE MARIO MOVIE #//BEAUTIFUL #//though i'm still in denial of crispy ratt #//they...they gotta be keeping it secret from us still right?#//did nintendo really approve of such a regular crispy ratt voice?#//i mean...that is a mario voice he haven't heard before so he's right

//tfw you feel like the only person in a friend group to be positive about the Mario movie and have even a slight sliver of hope for it.

#( out of overalls || ooc )#//it hurts a bit #//because while everybody's bashing it i'm like 'ha ha...this looks good'#//crispy rat aside it looks fun #//and the 'dunno if legit or leaked' posters are :eye emoji:#//though seth rogan's laugh coming out of dk is my one fear #//but for real #//nintendo keeps a death grip on their ips so i doubt they would let illumination get away with a lot of their usual stuff #//like worst case i wanna assume maybe a dance scene at the end of the movie #//or even worse case...a meme #//ANYTHING BUT A MAY-MAY

chery

annoying things r okay when i do them

#( lift weights for tone not muscle mass || musing )

cosmicxmuses:

So that’s where the shaking was coming from. The princess was rather worried at first when she felt the shockwaves, thinking that something might be falling apart. But it was just Rabbid Mario.

Okay maybe she should be a little worried since he might go over board and break something…

{♛}” Oh there you are, I was wondering where you went…“

As soon as her voice reached his ears, his punching halted and she had his full attention.

❛ Oh! Heya, Princess! Yeah, I was out here workin’ out. Nuttin’ big. ❜ There was a slight flex after he mentioned that. Sure, he respected Her Highness but come on. Look at him. He’s shredded, man.

Though, once what she said registered in his brain, both ears perked up with intrigue. ❛ Wait, were ya lookin’ for me? Didya need somethin’ lifted or moved? ❜ Honestly, he was giddy at the thought of doing something for her as well as showing off that strength of his but he gotta stay cool and badass.

#cosmicxmuses #( in the mustache! || ic )#//sorry ahead of time peach and mun

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