King Of Small Talk

-Junior-30s-Brioux truther-professional tough guy-

[rabbitstarvationdotgov]

The inherent homoeroticism of being French Canadien.

[junkiechurch]

they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying

[rabbitstarvationdotgov]

Woke up today with full blown laryngitis, can’t talk at all. It’s the first day of pride month and queer voices are already being SILENCED!!

[sapphling]

pawing at you for attention maturely and in such a way as to command your respect

[ricketybonez]

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

[speggehtix3]

one of the "these can and should coexist" things to me is "there are numerous fat people who eat healthy and exercise and could beat the average skinny person in a hike" and "fat people who are fat and arent athletic and dont eat super healthy and do get winded walking up hills also are apart of fat liberation and deserve love too"

both of these are true and both deserve love and to be able to be accepted and get proper healthcare

[prompts-in-a-barrel]

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

[californiannostalgia]

[clairenovvak]

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

[foreignfirefly]

Sorry for the Dogma spam lately i just think theyre neat🌝🎀

Clean one below💖

[catcrumb]

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[clemsfilmdiary]

Rancho Deluxe (1975, Frank Perry)

5/7/23

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[dogpuppy]

[jester-nonconforming]

btw i love when dubcon is used in fiction as a way to explore characters. i love when characters don’t understand how to “properly” ask for consent because they have never had their consent respected in their lives. i love when traumatized adult characters make potentially unwise choices about what to do with their bodies because they have the autonomy to do so. i love when characters make choices that i personally wouldn’t make, but i can totally understand how they got there. i love when characters have complex, fucked up, unhealthy dynamics, but still care about each other and want to do better. i love when writers trust audience members to read between the lines instead of spoon feeding them moral lessons. i love when characters are allowed to actually fuck up and have mistakes to learn from!

[24x81]

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭