Teen Titans: Go Nuts Go Apeshit

hi im dick and my life is spiraling out of control. i write dc and aftg fanfic. i follow from y***-**-b****

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[i-fear-gritty]

its fun or whatever when fic writers make luca haas both an ilya and shane fanboy, but has anyone dabbled with the concept that he was solely team ilya for the rivalry. he’ll put up with ilya’s boyfriend because that’s his captain’s boyfriend and he makes his captain very happy, but he does not fucking like ex-captain shane hollander of the montreal voyageurs. just absolutely snubs him at every turn. ‘ooh i won three stanley cups yeah well he single handedly revived two dead fucking franchises and won the hart and the conn smythe #teamroz #mycaptain’

[ifiinvadelaconiaishallturnyouout]

do you think dick is more loyal to bruce or to batman

It’s an interesting question because if there were an Imposter or Replacement wearing the Cowl, Dick would not be loyal, really, so one’s instinct is to go “Bruce.” But if Dick were trapped in a room with an Evil Bruce Wayne and an Evil Batman and had to pick which one to follow, I strongly feel like Dick would quickly pick Evil Batman

[ifiinvadelaconiaishallturnyouout]

[timejoshi]

now i don't think dick would be like, a drug dealer in the "deals drugs" sense but i do think he would have a cupboard full of every migraine medication known to man and i don't just mean your regular advil extra strength or some bootleg excedrin i'm talking medications you can only find in post-soviet splinter nations and they're not legal there either. bottle of pure phenacetin. jar of something he stole from ra's al ghul he doesn't even know what's in it but it worked when he got that concussion. and if he likes you he lets you have a sample

[jacky-park-deactivated20190108]

데미안~~

[graysoncest]

teenage dg so in love with bruce he feels like he’s going crazy . jerking off to headlines calling him richard wayne imagining it’s his new name as bruce’s wife and then the post nut clarity hitting so hard he goes directly from cumming to sobbing into his pillow Thank you for listening everybody.

[thisfeebleheart]

patient needs neck kisses to survive

[evanactually]

The way Shane always melts when Ilya kisses his neck 🥵

[karyotatsumi]

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[vreela]

© 绯烨红莲 | trans by: jaytvdds

extra pic:

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Jenny Holzer, Living, 1980-82

[demilypyro]

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

[demilypyro]

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[polybatcest]

its so scary when i see art of a robin with full-length pants and i think oh nice tim art and then i see the tags and realize it's dick....... why would you put those on him........... take them off.............. he needs his legs free you sick fuck yuore hurting him..............

[kurtexists]

[deadchannelradio]

exodus

E for violence, 14.6k, 1/2 chapters.

“We will be climbing down and then up,” Damian decides, given the evidence. “No, Damian,” she says, and starts off walking, forcing him to come after her as the rope tugs taut. He chews on his lip behind his gator, cringing and trapped by his mistake. Survivalist exercise? Or maybe navigation? Some sort of test? He can’t afford to be wrong again. “There shouldn’t be any crevasses,” Ommi says into the silence, “but if I start to fall, cut your rope immediately. Understood?” “Then I can’t stop your fall,” he argues. She gives him a look, just the briefest glance over her shoulder. “Understood.” They crunch on for a minute. “I could rescue you, Ommi.” “No.” The word clouds the air, just briefly. “You will preserve your own life only. You should think of saving your breath, it’s a long way down.” That’s not an order, however, so he’s free to push. “We are leaving the compound.” She doesn’t reply. Damian squirms for a moment, trying to find a way to ask that requires no question at all. “We have a destination already in mind.” “Yes,” Ommi says, finally. “Gotham.” Talia, Damian, and leaving the devil you know, the hell you've built, the life you've made your own.

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[deadchannelradio]

the final chapter is live, we clocked in at 27.9k. thanks for waiting, folks

[spaceshiprocket]

Bruce and Alfred by Darwyn Cooke

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes